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Dec. 27, 2008 If you love dogs then Marley and Me is a must to see.  I like dogs (I have two) and I went to this film only knowing that it was about a dog and that it made gazillions at the boxoffice this weekend.  At first the movie started out slowly and I thought "this seems more like a TV movie of the week."  However, at about 40 minutes into the story, the movie took off.  And by the end of the movie, my tear ducts were flowing faster than they have for a movie in years!   The film is more than just about a rambunctious dog...it delves into relationships, marriage, and the meaning of family...A wonderful film!
Dec. 26, 2008 The day AFTER Christmas we saw a really serious film, Gran Torino.  Clint Eastwood plays a bitter old man (although with a good heart somewhere under his crotchiness) who befriends a young asian immigrant boy who is trying to stay out of the neighborhood gang.  Well, good ole Clint show the boy how he doesn't take any crap from gangs (of course, he needs to use his trusty sidearm).  Clint Eastwood has taken up the vacuum that John Wayne left us after his passing.  Thank goodness---this country needs someone who thinks and acts like John Wayne/Clint Eastwood.  The movie is slow-going but always fascinating.  I am glad I didn't choose this movie for Christmas Day!
Dec. 25, 2008 On Christmas Day we decided we should see a comedy.  There are lots of serious pictures out there but who in their right mind would see one of them on Christmas!!!!  We picked Bedtime Stories starring Adam Sandler.  He is growing up a little.  Now that he is a parent in real life his films are a little cleaner with much fewer bodily function jokes.  The story, in a nutshell, is about how his bedtimes stories that he makes up actually unfold in his life the next day.  The movie is amusing (not outright funny) and sweet.   It's one of those movies that you feel isn't quite up to potential---if only he worked on the script another six months!  Nevertheless is was perfect Christmas material.
Dec. 23, 2008 

Nothing Like the Holidays is a Puerto Rican flavored Christmas movie.  Funny, but sometimes very sad, the movie is about a family getting together for Christmas.  It's very formulaic---one son coming home from war to face a broken romantic relationship, one son who married a Jewish lawyer who the family doesn't really warm up to, and a daughter who is returning from Hollywood after sort of failing at an acting career.  Of course, lots of other complications arise during the four days they are together.  I enjoyed the film and was happy *SPOILER ALERT* that the film does end seemingly happy with lots of their problems resolved.  This was not much of a surprise, but I do worry sometimes that new directors want to try something else and have the movie end sadly.

And believe it or not, I have never seen A Christmas Story!  I watched it tonight for the first time and enjoyed it quite a bit.  I usually dislike narrated films, however, the narration in this film didn't bother me as much as it normally does.  The movie is quite likable and is a 100% family film.  I highly recommend this to anyone who hasn't seen it yet (if there is anyone like that left!)

 

Dec. 20, 2008 Crime of Passion is a 1958 Film Noir starring Barbara Stanwyck.  The movie is about a wife who wants her mild-mannered husband to get ahead in the police force.  As we learn in the film, she will go to any length to help her husband---even if he doesn't want to get ahead.  The film is a little ahead of its time in its examination of a woman who does not want to be part of the policeman's wives club.  She doesn't care for gossip, discussions of fashion, or other "woman talk."  She is bored by all that and likes to hang out with the husbands and be part of their conversations.  An OK film, this movie is not a classic film noir.
Dec. 19, 2008

I took a break from my busy schedule and saw two movies today.  The first was Yes Man, a hugely disappointing film starring Jim Carrey.  It was trying to be a Liar, Liar, but got no where close.  I think I smile a few times, but there were no big laughs in the film.  The story is about a man who, in an attempt to improve his life, has decided to say "yes!" to everything.  Some of the situations are fun, and other are outright lame.  A definite "miss" of a film.

The second film was Seven Pounds a film that one should only see if they do not know what the story is.  Anyone planning to see this film should see it NOW, before someone tells you what's going on.  I went into it, not knowing what it was about and I was fascinated by the film.  In the long run, however, the film has a few flaws and a few problems (which, of course, I cannot discuss here) and stole away from the final enjoyment of the film.  (anyone who has kept tropical fish as a hobby will recognize one problem I am referring to!).  An interesting film, but not worthy of a total endorsement.

 

Dec. 16, 2008 A mildly entertaining 1943 comedy, The More the Merrier, stars Charles Coburn and Jean Arthur.  It's locale is in Washington, D.C., where, and I did not know this, there was a critical housing shortage during the war.  In this movie, Jean Arthur, plays a working girl who decides to rent out part of her apartment.  She gets Charles Coburn, a good-hearted but strong-willed old guy to share her place.  Things do not go well and things deteriorate quite rapidly when Coburn decides to rent out half of his half to a good-looking young guy (Joel McCrea) in an attempt to be a matchmaker.  Of course, the rest of the movie is about how no one gets along and, of course, finally, how Jean Arthur and Joel McCrea finally fall in love.  Directed by George Stevens (who went on to direct A Place in the Sun and Giant) the picture is not as funny as I expected but paid off, once again, as a good record of 1940's America.
Dec. 12, 2008 On the advice of a good friend, I went to see Bolt, an animated movie about a dog who plays a super-powered dog in a TV show.  The dog believes he actually has the super powers (he doesn't).  When, through a series of events, he is out by himself in the real world, he slowly learns that he is just a regular dog.  I was quite surprised how entertained I was by this film.  The film is great fun and the final message is sweet.  It really tugged on my emotions.  On top of the great story, the animation was superb.  My only quibble ...I wish they didn't use stars as the voices.  It took me about 30 minutes to finally forget that John Travolta was the voice of the dog.  Using names for voices only delays the magic of getting into the film and forgetting about the star.  I'd rather wish they would only use unknowns...and they probably could do a better job anyway!
Dec. 7, 2008 Easy Living is a recently released Preston Sturges penned film.  The story is about a wealthy tycoon who, after a fight with his wife, throws her newly bought fur coat out of the window.  It lands on a passing working girl (Jean Arthur) and her life is changed forever.  A chain of events happen affecting many people that culminates in a stock market collapse!  Don't worry...a happy ending occurs!  The film is mildly funny and quite interesting due to the fact that, at least to me, 1930's films are getting to seem more and more in the distant past and we get to see society that is quite different from today.  The roles of the sexes are quite set (women are women and men are the providers!), we see the ticker tape of the stock market, the automat restaurant of New York, and of course the fashions (men ALWAYS wore a hat!).  Preston Sturges went on after writing this script to direct his own movies.  Although nothing outstanding, this movie provides one with ninety minutes of good old-movie entertainment.
Dec. 5, 2008 Our film tonight was an oldie, 1941's Love Crazy, starring William Powell and Myrna Loy.  This comedy is about a husband whose wife decides to divorce him based on her misunderstanding that he fooled around with another woman.  He is, of course, quite innocent of the accusation.  Well, he learns that he can avoid the divorce if he can prove to the court he is crazy (back in those days it was much harder to get a divorce and one couldn't get a divorce if the spouse was crazy).  Half the film shows him acting crazy.  It's a cure film---a easy way to spend 90 minutes but I did expect it to be funnier. 
Nov. 29, 2008

Once again, I felt a little awkward buying tickets today.  I had to say "three seniors for Twilight, please."  I originally had no plans to see that film, however, it made a mint at the box office and a sequel has already been announced.  I had to go to see what was going on with this film.  I knew it was a "teen film" but I took my chances anyway.  I was intrigued by the film, especially when I saw a review of the film and the writer was amazed at how successful the film was despite having no sex or blood in it!  What!!!...I thought all "teen films" have sex in it!

The film was quite entertaining.  The lead actor, who played the young vampire, was, indeed, quite mesmerizing with his appearance.  Adding interest to the film was the whole concept of "good" vampires.  Never bored during the film, I plan to see the sequel!

Nov. 26, 2008 Four Christmases has been getting lukewarm reviews by critics, and I was a little hesitant to see it.  Maybe because my expectations were low that I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Sometimes the story was a little rediculous...the movie takes place in one day and a little too much happens in that day.  However, there are some very hilarious moments in it, especially when the families play the game Taboo.
Nov. 22, 2008 The Blue Gardenia is a 1953 Film Noir. It stars Anne Baxter as a girl who's just been jilted by her overseas army fiancee.  So what does she do...she goes out with her boss who's a real slimy wolf, gets totally drunk at dinner, goes up to his apartment, and hits him on the head with a fireplace poker when he gets fresh.  Well, she wakes up in the morning and he's DEAD!  The remainder of the story is how she tries to avoid suspicion and act innocent.  A classic b-movie (despite the A-level Anne Baxter name) in all the good ways.
Nov. 15, 2008 Charlie Chan at Treasure Island is a great old-fashioned murder mystery movie.  This specific film is considered to be the best in the Charlie Chan series.  Taking place in San Francisco, Chan is present when a man dies....suicide or murder????  A classic story with a bunch of suspects and red herrings...who did it?  The ending surprised me...I was sure I knew who the bad guy was but I was totally wrong.   This is one of those short films which provides a nice short escape from our problems.
Nov. 14, 2008 I watched part of Run, Fat Boy, Run.  Directed by David Schwimmer, it is the story of an unfit man who wants to win back the woman he jilted at the alter.  To win her back he decided to get fit and run a marathon in London.  I thought the movie to be rather predicatable...each pratfall and joke was telegraphed seconds before it happened...not a specially clever film.
Nov. 13, 2008 Ugly Betty has jumped the shark again...the second time this season.  It was so silly and boring that we turned it off half way thru.  I don't know if we are going to return to it or not.  However, The Office was great.  Next to Lost  it is by favorite TV show with it consistently good writing!
Nov. 12, 2008 Changling is a really fascinating film.  I can't say too much about the story otherwise the experience is ruined.  I went to see the film based on only one thing I heard about the story...a woman gets her lost child back but insists that the child returned to her is not her real child but somebody else.  Angelina Jolie did an excellent job...I usually don't care for her acting or her movies.  This movie deserves to be nominated for an award.  By the way...the movie is based on a true incident.
Nov. 7, 2008 Let's give a hand to all those people that make previews of movies that are so bad but still make them look good in order to get people to see them.  That happened to me.  I was on the internet last week and stumbled upon a preview of Strange Wilderness.  The preview made the film look rather funny.  Hmmmm...I see familiar faces in the preview...I see Ernest Borgnine, Harry Hamlin, and that kid from Superbad...and they seem to be doing humorous things.  Well, I rented it and it is the worst movie of the year (not ONE of the worst...the WORST movie of the year).  I cannot believe a movie company gave people $10 Million dollars and this was produced!  I actually do believe that the people making this film were taking drugs or smoking because the humor would only be funny to those high on something.  This is truly an abysmal film!
Nov. 4, 2008

Rather than watch the election returns we decided to watch an old movie instead.  In This Our Life (1942) is an old Bette Davis and Olivia DeHavilland movie.  They play two sisters.  One is named Roy and the other is named Stanley.  I watched another old movie once and it also had a female character named Stanley.  Apparently the name Stanley was once common for girls.  Well, one sister (Bette Davis)is a wild scheming on one and she manages to steal away her sister's husband.  As you see, she is not a very nice person.  The rest of the movie is basically about how the good sister deals with her and how she tries to fine happiness again.  This is an excellent movie for a rainy afternoon (or election night!)

One interesting language note:  The word "chic" is pronounced as "chick" in this film.  I have always found it interesting to note language changes over the decades.  Another interesting change from the 1930's is the pronunciation of the word "alias."  Back then the accent was not on the first syllable but on the second.  Also, "valet" was always pronounced with a hard "t."   Finally, "chablis" was said not in the French manner but quite American with a "bliss" as the second syllable. 

Nov. 1, 2008 We went to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno... today.  I was surprised how funny and how sweet it was.  The movie's title says it all.  Zack and Miri need money badly and that's what they decide to do.  The whole process that we watch them go through to get ready for it is very funny.  But what is totally surprising is the message at the end of the movie.  It was very sweet and a very nice lesson about love!
Oct. 30, 2008 I have been looking forward to the premiere of 30 Rock which had been one of my favorite shows last year before the strike.  However, the first episode of this new season was not that funny.  I smiled a few times---but no serious laughter.  I think the show is suffering from Tina Fey's success.  The show had been hilarious before the strike last year.  The show went on a involuntary hiatus during which Tina Fey got busy on other projects (she did a movie).  And now she is working on even more projects.  This all adds up to her leaving other people around to supervise this show.  And it shows...it just isn't that funny anymore.
Oct. 26, 2008 Reportedly, Bad Day at Black Rock is one of the most screened films in the White House.  Made in 1955 in glorious early Cinemascope the people deals with some touchy subjects for its time.  Writing too much about the heart of the picture would give the mystery away.  Suffice to say, it's an intriguing movie about a stranger who comes to visit in a small small desert community.  The residents there treat him with great suspicion.  "Why is he there?"  "Who is he?"  It's all revealed in the amazingly short 80 minutes run-time (short for a major Hollywood production).  Starring Spencer Tracy and directed by John Sturges (the Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape) the movie is one of the best from Hollywood.
Oct. 25, 2008 I was kinda embarrassed today when I when up to the cashier at the movie theater and asked for "three seniors for Sex Trip, please" (hey, if you look anything over 40, these young ticket sellers think you're a senior!--of course, I am over 40!).  After that embarrassment, (I wonder what when through the mind of the cashier), I took my seat in the auditorium only to discover we were, of course, the oldest ones there.  I had only decided to see this film because the previews did look a little funny.  But I was still worried that I wandered into a sub-par teen flick.  However, the movie turned out to be extremely funny.  Sure, it had a lot of sex jokes in it, but they were new ones!  The movie turned out to be quite sweet in its final message.  The writing was clever, the performers did an excellent job, and the direction was natural (no overdone close ups or trite "MTV shots").  This film was one of the funniest ones I saw this year!
Oct. 23, 2008

Ugly Betty started out really bad this season.  It was as if different writers were doing the series.  I game it a few more chances, and it feels like its back on track.  Last week they wrapped up a whole bunch of dreary and badly written storylines.  It almost seems like someone in charge realized right away how the show was going in the wrong direction.   Sooooo....Ugly Betty was fun last night and I forgive them!

The Office just keeps getting better and better.  Tonight's episode was like one of the five best they ever did.  Writing is everything in television, and it is amazing how the creators of this show keep the players in character.  As in real life, people never really change.  So many shows on TV have writers who get bored and run out of ideas so they have people who hate each other suddenly like each other.  This is OK sometimes when they build up to it and there's a legitimate reason for that to happen.  Too many times there's no real reason for two such characters to start liking each other.  So far, there's none of that on The Office.  It's always great to see how each character is going to respond to the latest office event.  It's always fun!

Oct. 17, 2008 What Just Happened? is a parody of Hollywood movie making. It's the story of an producer who must get his star into behaving properly so he can start his next movie.  The star in question is Bruce Willis (playing himself).  Apparently, Bruce Willis has grown a bushy beard which he will not shave off for the film he is starting.  The producer, Robert DeNiro, must convince him to shave it off.  The movie is humorous, especially for people familiar with Hollywood, agents, producers, and egotistical stars.  I wanted it to be, and expected it to be funnier than it was.   However, for people who enjoy Hollywood shenanigans, the movie is mildly interesting.
Oct. 12, 2008 The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945) is a near perfect movie.  It is a splendid and rather faithful adaptation of the famous novel.  The director, Albert Lewin, was a perfectionist.  Although there are a few changes from the story, the movie stays quite true to what Oscar Wilde wrote about sins and our lives.  Most everyone knows that the story is about a man who doesn't age while his portrait, which he keeps hidden in a attic room, ages.  The director of this film, constructed it beautifully...he set things up early in the film and followed through with them.  The cinematography, which won an award, is superb.  This is one of those films that is great to watch a second time in order to truly appreciate everything that is going on.  Unlike today's films, where the director does everything in close-up, this film has beautifully directed group scenes where not only is the action taking place with the speakers, but subtle things are going on in the background.  I think this is one of the best films that ever came out of Hollywood.
Oct. 9, 2008 I don't think we have ever walked out of a picture faster than we did Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  We thought it might be a cute film.  The previews they showed earlier in the year were awfully cute---however, the previews did not show any of the film---it was specially shot stuff.  After about 2 minutes sitting we knew the film was bad.  We sat for another 10 minutes thinking that it would get better.  Well, it didn't and we went to the cashier and got our money back (not many people know that you can do this within the first 20 minutes of a film).  The movie was just plain dumb with talking dogs who had very human voices.  Why do they have to use stars for the voices?  I wish they would use people who specialize in voices so we could have these animals sound canine.  Drew Barrymores voice is just not dog like and sounded wrong for the dog!  The movie was WAY over the top at showing how rich people take care of their dogs---unbelievable and not funny.  
Oct. 4, 2008 Blindness has an interesting premise...a virus that causes blindness strikes a city .  In an attempt to control the spread of this virus, the government rounds up the many that are stricken and puts them under quarantine in a compound.  However, one person can see of this group.  She was rounded up also because she wanted to be with her husband and told the authorities that she was blind also.  The movie started out interesting.  But then the direction got too arty for me.  The film was too much of "look at my style' rather than "listen to my story."  I also found the film lacking a third act.  Act 1: the virus attacks people...Act Two: They live a awful life quarantined in an old building.   That's it!  The whole picture shows them living under confinement.  Nothing really happens other than we get to watch them for two hours living in horrid conditions.  This is not one of my favorite films!
Oct. 3, 2008

I really enjoyed An American Carol, a movie which spoofs Michael Moore and his documentary filmmaking.  I really didn't expect it to be as funny as it was.  Going into the theater I actually expected it to be rather dumb and I was prepared to leave after 15 minutes if it was indeed dumb.  So many of the recent spoof movies lately have really missed the mark and I sort of expected this one to do the same.  However, I found myself laughing quite hysterically after the first minute.  The fun kept up and the movie proved to be quite entertaining.  It's a real feel good movie with great things to say about our country and the things that made this country great!  One of my favorites this year!!

Sept. 27, 2008 Tonight I watched Witness to Murder starring Barbara Stanwyck.  It's a 1954 film noir about a woman who witnesses a murder but no one believes her.  The murderer is such a charming person, that they all think she imagined what she saw.  It is a taut little thriller with some great cinematography (long dark shadows are everywhere!)  George Sanders plays the charming murderer.
Sept. 25, 2008

Yikes!  The new television season has begun with a big thud!  Because I love television, I have always looked forward to the fall television season where networks roll out their new and returning shows and hope that us viewers will fall in love with them.   Well, they should try a little harder.  So far, this season, almost everything has been awful.

I already talked about Fringe and Privileged.  Fringed was too complicated and Privileged floundered in its second week.  Two and a Half Men returned on Monday with a show revolving a little to much around sex.  It seems TV writers think that sex jokes are automatically funny.  I turned it off halfway thru the show.  The show following that show, Worst Week, was not any better.  At least Gossip Girl (my guilty pleasure) was good that night.

On Wednesday, Gary Unmarried premiered.  Once again, a show where writers automatically think sex jokes are funny.  Too bad the writers don't try harder and write some jokes that are genuinely funny.

The worst thing that happened to me was the return of Ugly Betty.  The show's production company moved to New York and apparently some stars, producers, and writers didn't want to move there. Their absence resulted in a show that had no resemblance to the wonderful show that I loved for two years.  Not only were major characters missing, some of the regular characters were not acting like they should.  It was like a totally revamped show.    The show was so bad that I am done with it...there's no way that show, seeing how bad it was on the first episode, can ever redeem itself!

The one bright shining star right now is The Office.  Their one-hour premiere was right on.  The writing, along with the performances, were brilliant.  All the characters stayed true.

Sept. 20, 2008 Ghost Town is a wonderful movie.  It's a comedy about an obnoxious rude man (who everyone dislikes) who dies for a few minutes on the operation room table but comes back to life.  However, now he can see ghosts (in this movie people become ghosts if there is unfinished emotional business in their lives).  He can talk to them and they can talk to him.  The ghosts want him to help them finished their business but since he hates people (even dead people) he doesn't want to help them.  Of course, during the film he grows emotionally as the ghosts nag him.  A very funny and, eventually, a feel good movie.  One of my favorites this year!
Sept. 19, 2008 The new version of The Women got horrendous reviews and I have no intention of seeing it.  I've heard it's been "updated" (which usually means it has been made "politically correct!"  Ugh!).  Well, the original The Women is not "politically correct' and that actually makes it more honest.  I watched it today and it was a totally enjoyable movie.  Made in 1939 it shows women as being gossipy, talkative, and bitchy.  There's even a catfight!  The truth is that women (and I live with four women) are not men and much of their lives are concerned with relationships and they spend a lot of time talking about them (men like to talk about "things").  Of course, the film exaggerates this characteristic for comedy effect with very witty dialogue.  The movie even has a moral: do not let pride rob one of happiness.   I wonder what the moral of the new version is.
Sept. 18, 2008 Today I watched an indie film about druggies called RX.  It was one of those films one comes across while desperately trying to find something to watch on television (you know, 100's of channels but nothing to watch).  I only stopped on it a minute but it pulled me in right away.  A 2005 film starring Colin Hanks the film deals with a trio of friends who go to Mexico to buy drugs.  The story is about who they buy drugs from and how they try to smuggle them back to the US (they are amateurs at smuggling drugs and are surprised that they have to swallow them in order to elude the border agents).  Of course, problems soon happen afterwards.  A very exciting film.. 
Sept. 15, 2008 After seeing Burn After Reading, I doubt that I will ever go to another Coen Brothers movie.  I know they are the darling of film critics who fawn over their productions, however, I find their movies (such as No Country for Old Men) to be a little off-kilter---they never quite work for me.  In both movies they never bother to explain why their characters are who they are.  Most movies, in respect to the audience and their enjoyment, attempt to explain why the characters do what they do.  For instance, In Burn After Reading we never get to know why any of the people are cheating on their spouses---they just do!  And I also hate the way the Coen Brothers kill off characters.  They have no respect for the audience---they play to the critics.
Sept. 12, 2008 Righteous Kill, starring Robert DiNero and Al Pacino, was horrible.  The performances by the two stars were great but the construction of the story line was ridiculous.  It's difficult to talk about the film and its failings without spoiling it.  All I will say is that the director played a cheap trick on the audience.  The director, Jon Avnet, directed Al Pacino's last big big bomb 88 minutes.  He's not being too kind to Pacino's career.
Sept. 11, 2008 Tonight we watch the 1939 version of The Three Musketeers.  Starring Don Ameche and the Ritz Brothers, the whole movie was rather flat.  Perhaps the humorous sequences worked 70 years ago but today they only brought a mild smile to my face.  I have never seen the Ritz Brothers in a movie before, but apparently they were very popular in the 1930"s---they had their hands and footprints embedded in concrete in the courtyard of the Grauman's Chinese Theater.  They seem to be a mild version of the Three Stooges.  The movie was bare ably short (a little over 60 minutes).
Sept. 10, 2008 For a long time I had wanted to rewatch Camelot, which we did tonight.  It's the 1967 musical based on the broadway show by Lerner and Lowe (writers of My Fair Lady).  The musical is about King Arthur, the round table, and Queen Guenevere.  I was a little disappointed by it.  The show had great music, however, the movie is long (2 hours 45 minutes!) and the dialogue slow.  There was nothing magical about it.  Of course, the story is tragic, dealing with Queen Guenevere betrayal of her love for King Arthur and her attraction to Sir Lancelot.  On Broadway the two main parts were played by Richard Burton and Julie Andrews.  The filmed version had Richard Harris and Vanessa Redgrave and both did a great job.  However, I wish Burton would have done the movie so we would have had a record of him singing.
Sept. 9, 2008

The fall TV season has arrived and now we get to sample the shows the networks are rolling out and it is up to us to decide their fate.  I watched two shows tonight and only one of them worked for me.  Priviledged, which appears on the surface to be a teen show is really rather interesting and funny.  It's well written and it captured my interest.  Its a show populated with characters that are filthy rich who live in Palm Beach, Florida.  I will give it another try next week.

The show that went overboard last night was Fringe.  Developed by J. Abrams, the mastermind behind my favorite show Lost, I gave it a try and thought I was going to love it.  However, the show was quite full of itself.  Very arty direction and fast cutting does not make a show.  They also used some strange device of floating titles to let you know what city they were in.  The device was annoying.  After about 30 minutes I turned it off.  The plot was getting as confusing as Alias used to get.   Maybe it would have played better if they had edited the 90 minute premiere to a more concise 60 minute show.

Sept. 6, 2008 We watched Midnight Run today, a gem of a 1988 comedy action film starring Robert DiNero and Charles Grodin.  It all about a bounty hunter (DiNero) trying to get a fugitive (Charles Grodin) back to LA so he can collect his bounty.  The movie is basically a two hour chase from New York to California, as the FBI and Mobsters follow them in an attempt to get Charles Grodin themselves.  DiNero just wants his money.  Thus, we see DiNero and Grodin get into planes, trains, and cars as they try to get to L.A.  It's quite a funny film that leaves you with a good feeling at the end!
Sept. 5, 2008 Star! was a big production in 1968.  It was suppose to equal the enormous success of The Sound of Music.  It had Julie Andrews singing up a storm as Gertrude Lawrence,  a music hall singer of England, and it was directed by the great Robert Wise.  It was an enormous flop for 20th Century Fox.  We went to see it today, because we thought it might be one of those undiscovered gems.  Were we wrong.  There was a reason why this movie bombed.  Julie Andrews' character was annoying (do I dare use the word "shrill?").  The songs were uninteresting and staged unimaginatively.   Gertrude Lawrence was not famous in this country and didn't mean much to me to learn about her life.  The way Julie Andrews portrayed her did not demonstrate why she was such a big star.  It was a three hour movie but we could only stand it for 80 minutes before we got up and left (and we are people who HATE leaving before a movie is over---but we just couldn't take it).
Aug. 31, 2008 Hamlet 2 is a very bad title. People (especially teenagers!) will probably avoid it because they'll think it is a real sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.  What it is, is quite a funny picture. The movie is all about a loser. He wanted to be an actor but it never worked out.  So he became a drama teacher at a school in Tucson, Arizona.  His most recent class is populated by latino students who don't care about drama.  In a desperate effort to make something of his terrible life and to get the students interested, he writes a wild play about how Hamlet gets a time machine and saves his love from drinking poison.  Oh, yes, Jesus Christ also gets into this time machine and comes to the future.  It's a musical and, believe it or not, it works!  A good time was had by all!
Aug. 17, 2008 I actually was almost embarrassed at the video store when I rented Norbet... so many of Eddie Murphy films are embarrassingly bad.  I had seen snippets of this film on TV and it did look like it could be funny.  So we took a chance and spent our $3!   Despite the film's premise (Eddie Murphy plays three parts---including his obscenely obese wife) the movie was quite funny.  I love politically incorrect humor and these was plenty in this one!  Fat people, black people, and asian people, all get a little raked over in this one.
Aug. 16, 2008 Mr. Winkle Goes to War is an old 1944 movie starring Edward. G. Robinson, a most excellent actor.  The film is a pleasant 80 minute story of a meek bank teller who wants to do his own thing (open a fix-it shop), much to the consternation of his nagging wife.  However, he suddenly gets drafted into the army and comes home a hero.   Robinson is one of those Hollywood actors who always seemed to get cast in interesting films.  Since he was not good-looking, he always got parts that had some meat in them, rather than parts that were reliant on good looks.
Aug. 15, 2008 I was surprised of how much I enjoyed House Bunny.  It was Friday and I felt like going to a movie.  Not much opened today, so we decided to take a chance on this film.  It turned out to be quite funny and well written.  Anna Faris, who plays the House Bunny, makes the film.  She is an excellent comedic actress who is quite adept at physical comedy.  The film reminded me a little of Legally Blonde and Mean Girls. 
Aug. 14, 2008 The Egyptian Theater tonight had a double bill of Alien and Aliens.  Both films are classic sci-fi horror that still hold up.  It was great to see them in order...one appreciates how well John Cameron did in continuing the Alien mythology in his feature (Aliens).  He kept in all the details, whether major or minor, from the first one.  Even though I knew what was going to happen during each of the films, I was still frightened throughout them.   Both are excellent films and both deserve a special place in Hollywood filmmaking history.
Aug. 17, 2008 1959's The Best of Everything is sort of like a 50's version of "Sex and the City".  Three women who want to find love and to make it big in New York and decide to room together.   One girl makes it big, one girl runs into trouble (unwed pregnancy), and another finds love. The movie is based on a big seller of the 1950's and there was lots of excitement over its filming.  However, today, the film seems dated---most of its interest comes from watching how society was different back then.  Those were the days when male executives could pinch girl's behind (and more!) and not worry about a lawsuit!  Joan Crawford has a supporting role in this movie but it feels like some of her scenes were cut due to the seemingly lack of continuity in her story line.
Aug. 13, 2008 Tropic Thunder is a great comedy that parodies actors and the commitment (or lack of commitment) to their profession.  It's a movie about a group of actors that have signed up to do a serious war film about Vietnam.  They are causing so many cost overruns on location that the director decides to change course with the film and do it guerilla-style with the actors right out in the jungle with hidden cameras.  The movie follows them as they accidentally run into some heroin growers/dealers.  They think it's all part of the film.   Robert Downey steals the film as a white Australian actor (think Russel Crowe) that takes acting way too seriously.  His character has signed on to do the film as a black soldier and it is rather funny to watch him try "to stay in character" during filming.  As he says in the movie "I stay in character until I do the commentary for the DVD!
Aug. 10, 2008 I almost can't believe that I sat through and watched in its entirety Can't Stop the Music.  I was going through the channels and I came upon it just as the movie was starting.  I remember seeing it when it first came out and absolutely hated it!  But now, with the film being 28 years old, it is like a time capsule, and I couldn't take my eyes off it.  Starring Steve Guttenberg (who seemed like he was suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder), Valerine Perine (who was supposed to be gorgeous(?), and the Village People, the film is about the beginnings of the famous disco group.  The musical numbers are fun and the energy level is over the top.  I kept meaning to turn it off, but I couldn't.  This movie has become a guilty pleasure of mine!
Aug. 9, 2008 The Longest Day is an amazing piece of film-making.  An epic chronicle of D-Day, it is far better in scope that Steven Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan, a film that also tried to cover the same subject.  The Longest Day is a straight-forward film that explains the whys, wheres, whats, and hows of the in invasion of Europe by the Allied Forces on June 6, 1944...and most of it was done without computer generated effects.  The director amassed huge numbers of people, and photographed spectacular scenes in longs takes.   The film is populated by well-known Hollywood stars such as John Wayne (perfect!), Richard Burton, Sal Mineo, Paul Anka(!), Eddie Albert and a young Sean Connery.  A great war movie----and true!
Aug. 8, 2008

Pineapple Express is one funny movie.   It's a story about a process server/stoner (Seth Rogen) who accidentally witnesses a drug killing.  He drags his stoner/supplier friend along with him as they try to stay alive as the bad guys try to kill him since Rogen witnessed the murder.  It's written quite well, with dialogue that seems quite realistic for two stoners.  There's also a great cast of supporting players.  Overall, a great time at the movies.

Later in the day I watched The Night They Raided Minsky's.  This 1968 movie, which was intended to be a love letter to burlesque of the 1920's fell totally flat.   William Friedkin (Pre-Exocist) directed it.  I can see the intent of the writer and director...they wanted to show 1960's audiences what burlesque was all about.  Part of the film were parts of sketches that they probably did back in the 1920's.  However, like the film itself, the execution of these sketches did not do justice to burlesque.  I rented the film mainly because it was Burt Lahr's last film.  Unfortunately, he passed away during filming and very little of him got on film.  Jason Robards stars, along with Britt Ekland.

Aug. 6, 2008 I had so much fun watching State Fair, a 1962 musical by Rodgers and Hammerstein starring a young Pat Boone, a cute Pamela Tiffin, and a real sexy Ann Margaret (in her first role).  Sure, the movie is corny...it's all about a farming family who goes to the Texas state fair for the week.   The Dad (Tom Ewell) enters his pig, the Mom (Alice Faye) enters her mincemeat, Pamela Tiffin finds love with Bobby Darin, and Pat Boone gets serious with Ann-Margaret.  But the corniness works.  Combined with a great score by Rodgers and Hammerstein, the Texas State Fair as a backdrop, and wonderful stars, the movie made me feel good all over.  I haven't had this much fun watching an old movie in a long time.
Aug. 2, 2008 Who knew Sophia Loren could sing opera?  Well, sort of...well, not really at all.  However, she lip-syncs quite well in Aida.  A 1953 film of the famous Verdi opera stars Sophia Loren as the slave girl who is loved by the Pharoah's son.  I rented this movie because I saw it in 1960 as my first introduction to opera.  Opera buffs probably hate this film because it is a film...and people are lip-syncing, and the movie probably leaves a lot out (it's only 90 minutes),  However, it is quite valuable to watch if one has never been exposed to opera and needs some type of easy introduction to it.   The movie has narration in places to explain the story (thank you!)..and...Sophia Loren is gorgeous to look at (thank you again!).  However, I do have to admit on this viewing of the movie I fast forwarded through a lot of the parts that had long slow arias.  I guess I am not yet an opera buff.
July 29, 2008 We watched an old 1965 movie Marriage on the Rocks starring Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.  It is a comedy about Frank Sinatra and his wife (played by Deborah Kerr) and the marriage problems.  He's too much engage with his work and he is ignoring her.  Dean is his friend who lives a very swinging life (1960's style).   The best that I can say about the movie that it was cute and really not that funny,  The film makes you miss the pre-hippie 1960's when men were men and women were sex objects!
July 28, 2008

Maybe I have too much time on my hands right now...I went to another bad movie!  I was a excited to see Journey to the Center of the Earth.  It was in 3-D (I really like 3-D movies) and the one review I read (I should have read others!) said the movie was like an amusement park ride (I love amusement park rides!)

The movie started out interesting...the story pays homage to the original book by Jules Verne and introduces an interesting angle---perhaps the book was based on a real event.  Brandon Fraser's character in the movie has a brother that disappeared in Iceland believing in the book was true and disappeared while trying to find the center of the Earth.  Brandon Fraser then takes his nephew to Iceland and hires a female guide to go up the volcano where the entrance might be to the center of the earth and looks for any clues to his brother's disappearance.  So far, so good.  The movie totally fell apart once they get inside the cave.  The story becomes totally unbelievable and I was unable to go along for the rest of the movie.  The clincher comes near the end when the nephew (WHILE IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH) gets a cell phone call from his mother!  (everybody should sign up for THAT coverage!)

Finally, the 3-D (provided by a company called Real-D) was disappointing.  I don't exactly know why Real-D is not as interesting as other 3-D processes.  Monster House was also done in Real-D and that also was disappointing.  However, Beowulf was terrific in 3-D (they did not use Real-D).

This movie almost made by Truly Abysmal Pictures list but failed because the first 30 minutes was, indeed, interesting.  It was the last hour that was abysmal!

I guess I do have too much time----I've never written this much before!

 

July 27, 2008 Here is was, a nice Sunday afternoon, and I didn't have much to do.  So I thought it would be a fun idea to go to the movies.  I've seen everything I wanted to see---but hey---the X-Files I Want to Believe is playing and since I  like science fiction and alien stuff it might be fun to get some popcorn and soda and sit in a dark theater and see this film.  BIG MISTAKE!  This was an awful film!  The story really had nothing to do with strange happenings---they might have well named the movie "Murder Mystery".  Everything was confusing about the story, and so many key events happened by accident and at very convenient times.  And Gillian Anderson overacted her part so much that it was embarrassing to watch her---I think she thinks she going to be up for an academy award.  Her character was sooooooo annoying!
July 26, 2008 I had a little free time today and I did something I haven't done for years ...watched an old movie I had on DVD that I knew was going to be bad and I watched it just for the pleasure of watching an old cheesy picture.   It was the Indestructible Man (1956) starring Lon Chaney, Jr.  It's the story of a brutal killer who is executed in San Quentin but is brought back to life by a doctor who wanted to experiment on a dead body.  However, he is now unstoppable because he has somehow become "indestructible" and he now wants to avenge and kill his cohorts who double-crossed him in his life of crime.  Unfortunately, he kills some innocent people along the way.  Although there is not too much good to say about the film, the movie does use Angel's Flight (a lost landmark in downtown Los Angeles) as a backdrop in a major scene and, thankfully, because of this, has preserved for history what Angel's Flight actually looked like.
July 25, 2008 Watching the first 10 minutes of Stepbrothers, the new Wil Farrell movie. I thought I was going to hate it and I was sure I was going to ask for my money back.  However, I am glad I stayed a little longer.  Although the humor was really crude between these two stepbrothers, they become so likable as people that the movie turns into quite a hilarious feature. Wil Farrell and John C. Reilly play two 40 year old men who have never moved out of their parents homes and have now become stepbrothers because of the marriage of their respective mother and father.  They hate each other at first and then discover that they are best friends.  Such a story is really hard to pull off because with other actors, the two brothers could probably have come off as retarded rather than just immature.
July 20, 2008 The hype of The Dark Knight was so great that I really thought that the film could not live up to what all the critics were saying.  IT DID!  It is one of the most exciting films I have seen in years.  It is about two and half hours long but it sure doesn't feel like it.  It's dark and serious and, at least for me, never had a dull moment in it.  The only near flaw to the film was the casting of Maggie Gyllenhaal as Bruce Wayne's girlfriend...she's a horrible uninteresting actress.  This should be considered by the Academy as one of the best films of the year when Oscar time comes around.  But, or course, as they always do now, they will ignore any film that grosses over $100 million and only recognize arty films that are released in December.
July 12, 2008 While we were on vacation in Santa Fe, New Mexico we caught an early morning screening of Hellboy 2.  I did not see the first one and had no plans to see this one, but I fell for their marketing of the film and gave the film a chance.  I certainly wasn't disappointed.  Hellboy, some type of demon from hell (I don;t quite know the backstory and I will need to see the first one) is a real good guy fighting for America.  He's ugly but tough and good.  The story is about...what a minute...what was the story?  The story is unimportant...it's just fun to see him fight bad guys, have girl-friend trouble, and smoke cigars!
July 4, 2008 On this grand Independence Day, we went to see Will Smith's new movie Hancock. It's a comedy about a superhero is sort of a homeless bum (yes, homeless, he sleeps on the streets and drinks a lot of whiskey),  His superhero deeds always gets the job done, however, he careless and sloppy while doing it.  He crashed unnecessary cars to save one car...he throws a beached whale back into the ocean but accidentally hits a sailboat with the whale.  The movie is rather funny and Smith always comes across as likable.  About three quarters of the way through the film, the movie takes a slight turn to seriousness. By the end, a message about love surfaces.  A fun popcorn movie---nothing one should run out and see.  Only see it if you have some time to spare and want to be entertained superficially.
 

 

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