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2009
Dec. 26, 2009
The Hound of the Baskervilles is a 1939 rendition of the famous Sherlock Holmes story.  Here is the real Holmes, in all of his glory has a smart civilized detective figuring out a crime with the powers of deduction.  It is sad that there will be a whole generation that will only think of Robert Downey as Sherlock Holmes.  There is a reason why the Sherlock Holmes stories had stood the test of time (I believe the character was created back in 1901)...the Holmes character is charming and fascinating, and the stories intriguing.
Dec. 25, 2009
Another misfire this year is Sherlock Holmes.  Don't expect the classic sleuth to show up in this movie.  This is a total re-imagination of the famous detective.  Gone is his pipe and hat.  He is no longer debonair and well-manered.   He is now a recluse, living messy in his apartment.  He can fight and run like a young man in his early twenties.  There are explosions galore in this movie.  Even with all the changes, which I detested, the movie was a big 2 hour and 15 minute bore.  Robert Downey's accent was at times hard to understand...which resulted in not really understanding the story's details.  This film should of have had another title..."Sherlock Holmes Little Brother."  There were too many special effects and many of them, especially at the end of the movie, seemed badly done.  Topping this annoying film was the truly annoying Rachel McAdams...why couldn't they find a actress that had a more appealing nature.
Dec. 20, 2009
I hated Avatar.  This was the big movie of the year for me...James Cameron's first film in over a decade...a film designed for 3D...science fiction!  I though this was going to be a winner.  I was absolutely in awe as the picture begins.  Cameron has designed a new world with creatures and landscape that have amazing detail...it is, indeed, like exploring a new world.  The picture explores this new world a little too long.  i wanted the story to begin.  However, once it begins, one realizes the story is an old, old one.  Bad people (europeans?) exploit a new planet and its indigenous people (american indians?).  The indigenous people look like they are losing but in the final thirty minutes they fight back.  Guess who wins?  This story has been done many times and it wasn't anything new.  Artists who wish to make a point usually succeed better when they make it more subtle.  I felt I was being lectured to by James Cameron.  And it didn't help that the movie was almost three hours long!!!!!!
Dec. 5, 2009
After seeing the preview for Everybody's Fine I thought I was about to see a Christmas comedy.  I was so wrong.  There is hardly anything funny in this film.  It is quite a serious film about a dysfunctional family.  They movie is well done and quite absorbing, however, this was not what I was expecting and I was disappointed.  It is wrong to trick the public like this with a preview that shows the picture in a different light than it really is. 
Dec. 29, 2009
The Road is one of the bleakest pictures ever made.  It a story of survival in during a post-apocalyptic period where the world has met some undescribed catastrophe where all life (except humans) has died and their is a never ending coldness.  The movie follows a father and son as they try to travel south.  They barely survive. But, no matter how bleak it gets for them, they move on and make a determination to survive and to "carry the light."  "The light" apparently is humanity as they try to avoid becoming the cannibals that they encounter every day.  However, it is, ultimately, an uplifting film.
Nov. 21, 2009
Once again, I did it...I bought tickets to a movie that was not produced for my demographic.  I actually went up to the box office and asked for "three senior tickets for New Moon, please."  I enjoyed Twilight quite a bit last year and I thought the sequel might be as good.  However, I was wrong.  This movie is so slow going.  Twilight was an interesting story about "good vampires' trying to be part of society.  This sequel was 90% about how the girl is pining for her vanished vampire boyfriend from Twilight.  She was so whiney you wanted to slap her and tell her to get on with her life.   The movie was extremely disappointing---maybe that's what I get for going to a movie designed for teenagers!
Nov. 20, 2009
These Three is an early William Wyler film which he remade years later as The Children's Hour.  Based on a play, the story originally was concerned about how a young girl spread rumors about two of her school teachers having a lesbian affair.  The 1936 movie, due to the Hays code, had to change the premise.  For this version the rumor was about one of the teachers having an affair with the other's fiancee.  The author, Lillian Hellman, was apparently fine with the change because the main point of the story was about how a rumor can absolutely destroy people's lives.   A well done movie and perhaps it's only problem was that it was a little heavy handed in trying to get its message across.
Nov. 14, 2009

Apparently, from what I read, this new animated version of A Christmas Carol is more true to the original story.  It is somewhat darker in tone with and ending that is not quite as up as what we have received from Hollywood in other versions.  It is also more scarier than other version.  The movie is produced in Disney 3-D.  This version of 3-D is not the typical 3-D where things "pop" out at you (which is, indeed, kind of fun sometimes) but is much more subtle.  This makes it more realistic and restful to the eyes.  The best part of Disney 3-D is the un-parallel clarity of the image. Even 70MM was never this good.  I wish films that are in 2-D would be filmed this way.

 

Nov. 13, 2009
Ugh!  Ugh!  The worst movie of the year...2012. Ugh!  It is hard to describe how bad this movie is.  It has badly written dialogue and illogical events.  And the movie makes the United States look bad while all the other nations look wonderful.  The movie tells us that Yellowstone Park is a mere 6-8 hours away from Los Angeles, cell phones work when all infrastructure has been destroyed, New York residents will remain calm and go about their lives despite the fact that the entire west coast has been obliterated, a man who has only taken a few flying lessons can fly a plane as big as a 747, and that people can OUTRUN volcanic blasts.  Even the special effects get tiresome after awhile...they become very repetitious and the director missed the boat on creating authentic sounds that would have been generated by such catastrophes.  And to make matters worse...the movie is 2 1/2 hours long!!!!!!  There are several absolutely unnecessary subplots that could have been eliminated and the movie could have been shorted.  There was no need to make this movie that long.
Nov. 12, 2009
The Beast with Five Fingers is an extremely well done old movie about a dead pianist whose hands seem to be murdering people.  Hmmmm....can it be that a severed hand can do that?  Peter Lorre has one of the best roles of his life playing a deranged (?) and scary person.  Robert Alda (looks just like his son, Alan) has the hero role.  One of the most outstanding achievements of this film is the lighting techniques used by the director.  They are subtle and unnoticeable (good lighting effects should be unnoticed) but if you concentrate on them you can see how brilliant they are.
Nov. 2, 2009
There seems like there is more new good television this year than previous years...Flashforward is great...Modern Family is hilarious (along with The Middle)...The Good Wife is intelligent and interesting...Eastwick (which has been cancelled) was fascinating...Melrose Place is trashy but fun.  But no comes along V...a terrific new series about aliens coming to earth.  It is produced with the highest standards (it's almost like a theatrical movie) with great performances and good dialogue.  Politically, it seems to be making a statement about people who put their trust in those who promise hope, change, and universal health care.   Are they good people or bad?  What are they up to?  I find this show almost as exciting as Lost (which is my favorite).
Oct. 31, 2009
I watched another old science fiction movie today called   Riders to the Stars (1954---in color!). This movie tried to be extremely accurate to the current science of the time.   The film is about how scientists decided to launch the first rocket into space to capture meteors so they can see how they are made.  The movie is rather slow for the first 45 minutes as everything is explained and demonstrated (they really put in an effort to educate the masses about space travel as it was known then).  The last part of the movie, when they are in space, is better...but be prepared for the really hokey special effects that they use to show the rockets catching the meteors---it reminded me of the effects they used in the old Flash Gordon serials.
Oct. 30, 2009 

I love old science fiction movies that make an attempt to be somewhat realistic with the science they have at that time.  Rocketship X-M (1950) is one of those films...a group of scientists blast off from earth in a rocket to explore the moon...the film tries to be scientifically accurate (I said TRIES).  The rocket gets off course and the scientists land on Mars where they find an advanced ancient civilization that is in ruins...only cave-man like people roam the planet!   This discovery evolves into a message that if earth doesn't stop its war-like ways, we will wind up the same way!

A movie like this is interesting to see old technology...they sent this rocket off into space without computers...everything was switches and dials.  Also communication was limited...after the rocket got to a certain altitude, they lost contact because the technology then could not send signals that far!

Oct. 24, 2009
When I went to see Paranormal Activity, I thought I might be sucked into a film that is making money based on a good PR campaign...I think I was right.  The movie has it's moments of suspense and fright, but overall, it is just a movie that's full of hot air.  The movie is interesting on the level of how it looks...like actual footage of people recording themselves (sort of what Blair Witch Project did years ago).  I've read that the film had four endings in consideration...the director decided to go with the ending that Steven Spielberg suggested (hmm...I guess, since he is distributing the film, the director would have, indeed, gone with his suggestion).  The director should have stuck with his original ending (you can read about the alternative endings in this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly)
Oct. 3, 2009
Pandorum is a science fiction picture that takes place on a mysterious vessel carrying thousands of earthlings to a new planet billions of miles away.  However, something has seriously gone wrong.  Some of the crew are waking up from their deep space sleep early...only to find that not only are some of the other crew dead, but also to find out their are some type of strange creatures on the ship.  The movie provided real scary moments along with some stressful events.  The place where the movie sort of fails is technical...the audio was hard to understand.  Most of the time the characters are whispering and that made it hard to understand what they were talking about when they were explaining the situation...so some of the time I didn't know what the HECK was going on.  Although the film was engaging, it's not a film I would recommend.
Oct. 2, 2009
Zombieland was a lot of fun.  Played for laughs, the movie is about a group of people (headed by a very funny Woody Harrelson) existing a a country that has become infest with Zombies.  Apparently, everyone but a few, have been infected with a virus that gives people symptoms of that of zombies.  Survival techniques are explained in the movie!  Even though it's bloody at times, the humor shines through to make it a thoroughly fun time.
Sept. 30, 2009
Middle is a new TV sitcom in the old classic style from the 50's and 60's.  It's about a stable family that is intact!  No divorces, no widows or widowers, no extended family members!  And it's funny also!  Patricia Heaton plays the mom (she sells cars and is stressed out because she's raising three kids).  She has a husband who is a little bit laid back.  The three kids seem to have the everyday problems that kids do have (at least in my part of town!).  I hope this show makes it in the ratings because I will be looking forward to it each week.
Sept. 25, 2009
Surrogates is a terrible movie. A great premise (people in the future do not venture out of of their homes and instead use perfect robots to live their lives outside in the real world) that is totally wasted by not being developed or thought out.  We, as the audience, are cheated out of learning about the details of such a society (e.g., do children use surrogates?).  Key plot developments are arbitrarily created in order to advance the story, even though they don't make sense.  Characters are not given any real backstory in order to explain their motivations.  However, as in all such movies today...the special effects are terrific!
Sept. 24, 2009
Because Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs got terrific reviews I decided to see it.  I don't think I would have gone otherwise.  The movie was cute but nothing special...I don't think it will become a classic.  The story was a little overdone...food was REALLY coming out of the clouds and probably pleased the kids in the audience.   Once again, I disliked the fact the movie makers feel compelled to use celebrity voices for the cartoon characters...it's distracting...the voices are sometimes quite recognizable as the celebrity that they are and it makes it harder to enjoy the character.
Sept. 19, 2009
Well, I did it again...I saw a movie made for people outside my age group...Jennifer's Body.  Starring Megan Fox, the film is a comedy/horror thriller about a girl that is half human and half demon.  She likes to kill boys in the most gruesome way...eating their guts!  The movie did not make a lot of sense...with lots of gaping plot holes  It seemed like the writer wanted the story to go in a certain direction whether logic dictated or not.  Therefore there was lots of "What????????" during the unfolding of the story.   The picture was mildly interesting, mainly because of the performances of the two female stars...but I certainly would never recommend this movie to anyone.
Sept. 17, 2009

I watched the second episode of Vampire Diaries and I am already done with that show.  The first episode was interesting...however, the second episode was not much different than the first.  The special effects were the same (vampires popping up from nowhere, black crows mysteriously flying about) and I have had enough of people running through dark scary forests.  The show was mostly talking this week with very little action.

The Office debuted with a smashing first episode...all about the evils of gossip and rumors.  The well written script illustrated how loose mouths can destroy people even when the rumors prove to be false.  Last season I was a little afraid that perhaps the show was slowing down, but this episode showed that it still can be brilliant.

Community is a show about life at a community college.  The problem with this particular show is that its characters are not very likable. The main character is a womanizer and will do anything to get the attention of the girl he's interested in.  He's a little unscrupulous and a little cocky...not a good combination for sympathy.  I am not visiting this show again.

Sept. 15, 2009
Sonny Boy is a true underground cult film.  Made in 1989, it is an independent movie about a strange family who lives out in the desert in New Mexico.  They raise a kidnapped baby to be a killer.  In the process of raising the kid, they cut out his tongue so he can't speak, and they treat him like an animal.  They use him, when they need someone to be killed.  Oh yes, the "mother" in this family is a transvestite played by John Carradine.   The movie is quite good...the actors play their parts believably and naturally, the strange story is compelling, and John Carradine's performance merits an award!  Not for the queasy, this film should be seen by anyone who relishes having a knowledge of underground films.
Sept. 14, 2009
The long awaited debut of Jay Leno's new show took place tonight.  There's apparently lots of pressure from NBC for Jay to do good.  Many in the Hollywood community want the show to fail...they feel that this new concept of putting on talkshows in primetime removes a lot of people from work that would have been working for scripted shows.  I, too, have mixed feelings about it.  I like scripted shows and the fact that now NBC will have five fewer bothers me.  I guess that I, too, sort of feel that talk shows should be only part of daytime and latenight...save primetime for dramas and comedies (and NOT reality shows, either!).  Nevertheless, the show was not that funny...I think he might have been trying to hard.  Even Jerry Seinfeld, his first guest, sort of fell flat.  Ane then there was Kayne West apologizing for his "jackass" behavior on the MTV awards...boy, was, that ever an insincere apology...it was so apparently set up for him to cry on the show!  I will not be watching Leno again, unless the word gets out that he got better.
Sept. 9, 2009

I had high expectations for Glee, the show about a high school teacher's glee club...it seems to be the darling of TV critics.  However, I was certainly not wowed by this show...matter of fact...I found the whole hour disappointing.  All the characters were stereotypes (maybe that was done on purpose), and most of the writing was predictable.  The big question is...how did Fox wind up buying this show...it seems like such a non-Fox concept.  How did the producers ever convince Fox to do a show about a GLEE club.  This show will not get a repeat viewing from me.

Vampire Diaries was a better show.  Well done and photographed inventively, the show, despite being a TV  rip-off version of Twilight (last year's big box office vampire hit) the show was an enjoyable hour.  This show will get another vieweing from me next week.

Sept. 8, 2009

THE START OF THE FALL TELEVISION SEASON HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!! Thank Goodness! I will begin to do what I do every new season---try to sample each show at least once (I always try to do that but somehow I really don't watch EVERY show!)

The season starts off with Melrose Place---a show that was on in the eighties.  But it has been "updated."  I guess by updated they mean 1) a huge proportion of characters under 24 years of age (even the police detective was a little too young) 2) plenty of ethnic actors and actresses (I think every race was represented) 3) lots of language that I don't understand ("this camera is sick" which I think means "this camera is great!") 4) loud music playing in the soundtrack all the time, and 5) close-ups and quick editing.  The show was just awful---but to the extent that I will probably watch it again next week---I just got to see what they are going to do with these characters!

Sept. 6, 2009

Homicidal was a William Castle film of 1961.  William Castle was a director famous for having gimmicks in his film---he brought us the Tingler (a tingler was let lose in the movie theater), House of Haunted Hill ("Emerg-o-vision"---where a skeleton flew out of the screen), and 13 Ghosts (where you needed to put on special glassed to see the ghosts).  Extract has a fright break---shortly before the "terrifying" conclusion of the film, the director shows a clock on screen---all action ceases---and the director tells the audience that this is their opportunity to leave the theater and wait outside if they feel they cannot stand the terror anymore!  The movie was entertaining---I can't say too much about the story without giving the fun of watching it away.   I'll just say it was about a woman who inexplicably kills people---what is her reason---does she have a reason---watch the movie and find out!

Sept. 5, 2009
Today we saw Extract, the new film by Mike Judge (the man that brought us the wonderfully under-rated film last year, Idiocracy)  The movie had it's moments and had dashes of politically incorrect humor (which I enjoy) but the film disappointed me.  Some of the characters, including a main one, eventually became dislikable by the end of the movie.  It felt like the picture should of had one more rewrite.
Sept. 3, 2009
A Night to Remember (1942)is a entertaining little comedy-mystery starring Loretta Young and Brian Aherne.  They play a happily married couple who move into a new apartment in New York's Greenwich village.  The building is occupied by some very strange tenants who seem a little odd and a little paranoid.  Complicating matters is a dead body that's discovered in the building's courtyard.  Overall, the film is quite funny with Brian Aherne (I had never heard of him before this film) doing a good job at physical comedy.
Aug. 31, 2009
If The Outrage (1964) was made today it would most likely be released in "art" film theaters.  A vanity film for the director and the stars, the movie sort of plods along, trying to make points about important things in life without coming to any final absolute conclusion.

The story is concerned about a rape that took place and is told in flashbacks thru four different viewpoints of the ones that were present (the bandit, the wife, a passerby, and even the testimony from the dead husband!)  Each one, of course, puts their own spin on the story.  What is the truth?...Hmmmm.

Paul Newman, in what might appear as a bit of apparent miscasting, does a superb job as the Mexican bandit---to the unattentive eye, he is unrecognizable as Paul Newman for the first few minutes of the film.  William Shatner plays a preacher and once again appears to "overact" in a role that should have been played more subtly.  Edward G. Robinson plays his role with gusto and is always interesting to watch.  Laurence Harvey has a part that required the least amount of acting in any of his films---mucn of the time he is tied to a tree!

Aug. 27, 2009
On Our Merry Way (1948) is a unusual film.  Although the story is innocuous, the filmmakers were trying an experiment.  The story is about a completely happy newlywed couple.  The husband has not told the truth to his wife about his job...he makes far less money than he told her and he is deeply in debt.  He then cons his way into a better job on a false pretense.  The movie is an experiment (and quite a failed one) because about 25 minutes into the film, the main character (Burgess Meredith) begins to talk directly to the audience about what is going on!  He continues to talk to the audience for the next ten minutes...it's very disconcerting!  Also appearing in this film is Fred Mc Murray along with Henry Fonda and James Stewart who play two bumbling jazz musicians.
Aug. 25, 2009
Fashions of 1934 is far more interesting as a curiosity than as a good movie.  The story is rather weak---it has to do with William Powell going to Paris to steal ideas and copies of the latest fashions and sending them back to American business men so they can copy them.  What saves the film are 1) seeing Bette Davis as a blonde with lots of glamour make-up on (she's practically unrecognizable!) and the gowns that were considered  high fashion at the time.  Mercifully, the film was only 78 minutes long.
Aug 23, 2009
I watch an old Marlene Dietrich movie tonight, The Scarlet Empress (1934), a story about Catherine the Great of Russia.  This movie must have been released before the rigid enforcement of the Hays Code.  Filled with scenes of nudity, torture, and sexuality, and set against an amazing set design, the film is, as the cliche goes, a feast for the eyes.  The story is quite interesting...it based on the true story of how a young royal princess from Germany marries a half-wit prince of Russia.  She gradually, using her sexual prowess, advances to Empress of Russia.  Marlene Dietrich was an extraordinary beauty in this film.
Aug. 22, 2009

Inglorious Bastards was mostly fun...it's a story (not true) about an elite corps of Jewish undercover soldiers who go behind enemy to kill German soldiers in their own special way (they show no mercy, they kill them, and then they scalp them).  It's all sort of done in a fun way so we can revel at the Jewish soldiers getting their revenge on the Nazis.  My only grip with the film (and it's a big one) was that so much of the film had subtitles.  I would say about 60-70% of the film was subtitled.  I know, I know, the elite love subtitles...it's so much better that way they say.  I disagree!  I was so busy reading subtitles during the many, many dialogue scenes, that I completely missed much of the acting and the re-acting of the players.  I had no idea which words were being emphasized during the on-screen discussions.  A key scene where a American spy who was posing as a German official was spoiled by reading the subtitles---to realize how he was exposed made more sense by watching the scene than by reading the scene.

Aug. 18, 2009
We saw The Perfect Getaway in Denver (ugh---their traffic is really bad!).  This was a case of not expecting much from a film and then being really surprised how exciting and clever the movie was.  It deals with a honeymooning couple who decides to hike to a secluded beach in Hawaii.  However...there were some brutal murders on the island and...where are the murderers?...are they on the same trail as the hikers?  I was never bored during the film and actually plan to see it again (unheard of!).!
Aug. 13, 2009
It's sort of fun to see a movie when your on vacation to get the feel of audiences and theaters in different parts of the country, so that was one reason we saw a movie in Oklahoma City (by the way, Oklahoma City has a beautiful downtown that puts other cities to shame!).  I was really looking forward to see District 9 but was, once again, disappointed by what I saw.  It's a movie about aliens (from space not south of the border) living on earth in a segregated community in South Africa.  Well, it's a not so thinly disguised film about racial conditions in our real world.  The only problem was, the film didn't make me have any feeling towards these aliens.  They were a distasteful group, prone to violence, stealing, and other distasteful acts.  There is no one that would want these people around.  No wonder, the humans in this film wanted them gone.  However, the agenda of the film was for us to feel sorry for the aliens---didn't work!  The film is not that creative, stealing heavily from other science fiction films including a major sequence stolen from Aliens.
July 7, 2009
I got sucked into seeing Cold Souls by the interesting premise.  An actor, who is having problems with his role, learns of a place where they remove your soul.  This supposedly helps a person deal with life.  The soul is kept in a container, and if you want, you can have it put back in you.  Or...one can have other souls from other people (artists, poets, etc.) put in them.  The execution of this idea was done poorly in this film.  Although their are moments when you think the imagination of the writer is coming alive, most of the time the movie is falling flat.  It's too bad this premise was botched.
July 6, 2009
There has been no successful film yet of a H.P. Lovecraft story, and Die, Monster, Die is no exception.  Produced by American International in 1965, the film has the appearance of all their other horror/spooky films they made back then.  The lighting is bright, colors vivid, and music eerie.  However, they never had much of a budget to spend on talent, either with performers, writers, or directors.  This film is about strange things going on in an old mansion in the English countryside.  People there are somehow slowly turning into mutants.  The nearby village does not want to have anything to do with the people that live in the mansion.  The atmosphere provided by the film is fun, however, the film really falls apart in the second half when some really silly (even silly for 1965) special effects take place.  The culmination of the story is predictable and has been done in countless other "don't mess with the occult" films.
July 1, 2009
White Heat (1949) is one of the ultimate gangster films.  It's Jimmy Cagney at his best knocking off people, being rough with his girlfriend, and almost always beating raps!  Cagney plays a real mean guy who figures out big heists.  However, his soft side is his love for his mother, who happens to be no better than he is!  She's one tough cookie and has taught him all she knows about being bad!   This is a classic!
Aug. 31, 2009
Funny People was a great movie.  I was sort of expecting a different type of movie.   Since the movie is about a famous movie comic actor receiving the news that he is about to die soon because of cancer that he has, I was expecting a more somber and serious film.  However, the movie is very very funny.   And, of course, because it is about death and learning who you really are, there are lessons to be learned.  I think these are Seth Rogin's and Adam Sandler's best screen performances.  This movie is a top ten film of this year!
July 27, 2008 
We watched a B-film from 1945, My Name is Julia Ross.  At 75 minutes the film is a tight little thriller about a woman who is kept captive in a mansion by a wealthy mother and son who want to eventually kill her.  Most of the movie is about her trying to get out of the place.  Much of the movie is also about the revelation of why they want to kill her.  This is not a film to go out of your way to see, but if it pops up on a movie channel, it's a quick little gem to watch.
July 26, 2008
I never expected Orphan to be as good as it was.  And maybe that's why I enjoyed it so much---I had set my expectations low.  I went to see the movie expecting a bad cheezy film---I was even afraid it might be one of those American remakes of a Japanese horror film.  I was quite surprised when it turned out to be none of those.  The movie is a well-made film about a girl that's adopted by a family (a family that's just getting over losing a baby).  There is something strange about the girl!  I don't want to say anymore in the fear that anything I say will ruin the experience of seeing this film.  Go to it like I did...expect a little and be pleasantly surprised by it.
July 25, 2009
Love Affair (1939) is the classic love story (remade years later as An Affair to Remember)...two people, who are engaged to other people, meet on a ship and fall in love.  They make an agreement to meet six months later on the 102nd floor of the Empire State building.  However, it is agreed by each of them, that if the other is no longer in love or is married, there is no commitment to show up.    Starring Charles Boyer (at his most dashing) and Irene Dunne (also at her best) was nominated for best picture.   The movie is great and is only bogged down by what seems to be unnecessary musical numbers (back in the thirties is was typical for studios to throw in musical interludes).   And when this movie ends...it ENDS (no long epilogue like movies do today).
July 24, 2009
Hold On! was a old Herman Hermits film (I didn't know that group made it film!---matter of fact--- they made two films!) from 1966.  It's story is the typical 1960's rock star story---a rock group from England is touring the US.  They are swamped by adoring teen-age girls wherever they go.  The lead singer just wants one special girl.  He finds her!  The movie is not great---even the songs are not great.  The best part of the film is an extended visit to the old Pacific Ocean Park amusement pier (now long gone).  I've never had a chance to go there but it really looked like a great place.
July 22, 2009
I didn't expect The Devil Commands to be as good as it was.  By its description it seems like a terrible old science fiction movie---a scientist tries to communicate with his dead wife through brain waves.  Starring Boris Karloff, who does a great performance as the scientist, the movie is effective in creating a suspensful atmosphere.  Of course, the special effects are laughable to the cynical eye, but if one ignores that and accepts that they were doing it the best they could for 1941, then everything seems to work (you also have to ignore the fact that the science is wrong too!).  It was directed by Edward Dmytryk, who eventually went on to direct the critically acclaimed The Caine Mutiny and the southern epic Raintree County.
July 19, 2009
Talk of the Town is an old Cary Grant/Jean Arthur/Ronald Coleman 1942 movie.  I can see why it was nominated for best picture for that year.  A smart script, witty dialogue, and a very funny Jean Arthur all add up to a delightful picture.   The film is listed as a comedy, which it is, but I was taken aback during the first ten minutes when it appears to be a very dark and serious film.  The movie opens up with a mysterious fire burning a factory, a person dying in the fire, and the perpetrator (Cary Grant) being on trial for arson and murder (penalty will be death).  I though the movie was mislabeled!!!!  However, funny business does follow, as Cary Grant, who escapes from jail is hidden by his old girlfriend, Jean Arthur.  Surprisingly, during the film, there is serious discussion between common man Cary Grant and elitist Ronald Coleman on law, justice, and politics.  This movie is indeed one of the greats from the past.
July 18, 2009
The Baby is, apparently, a cult film.  I had never heard of it until recently.  After hearing the synopsis of the story I just had to see it.  The story concerns the investigation of a social worker of a strange family who has a 21-year old bottle sucking baby in the house.  He babbles and acts just like a year old baby.  And to add to the mystery, the social worker, for some reason, has a strange interest in the case.  Ruth Roman does an excellent job of portraying the very strong and determined mother of the "baby."  An interesting film because of the story. 
July 10, 2009
Right now Bruno is the darling of the critics...they just love this movie.  I was looking forward to this film quite a bit.  I was a fan of Sasha Cohen's last film Borat.  However, Bruno is way over-rated.  His antics get tiresome, the editing of reaction shots is badly done, and, about all, much of the film is in-appropriate for 95% of the population.  I was embarrassed to watch most of his antics.  Even my two kids (18 and 20) thought the antics were in-appropriate (it takes a lot to offend kids nowadays).  Too much male nudity just for shock value, too many explicit set scenes, and scenes that were completely uncomfortable to watch (a swingers party where we see them having sex).  How this film ever got a R rating is amazing.  It really deserved a X rating.
July 9, 2009

I miss TV Guide...the old one that is.  I was cleaning out a drawer today and I came across a few copies of the old TV Guide with it was designed to be held in one hand.  It was wonderful.  All the listings for the whole week for all hours.  One could peruse what was going to be on for the day or jump ahead a few days to see what was going to be on during a day-off.   There were little summaries of the program content  (Ben Hur:  A Roman slave competes in a chariot race).  The articles preceding the program listings discussed important issues about TV.  So compact and yet so helpful.

We did subscribe to the new version (unfortunately we got like a three year subscription---we didn't realize how bad it was going to get), however, we will say goodbye to that come this September.  The listings are pitiful and completely unhelpful (no daytime listings and no local listings).  Many of the articles are not even about TV (they discuss movies and music).  They have no serious reviewers of TV shows. 

By the way...those old TV guides are not going to be thrown out---I will keep them as old friends.

July 8, 2009
When I was a small kid, Lost Continent,  scared the bejesus out of me.  I not only saw it at the theater, I remember watching it a few years later on TV and it still scared me.  Since I haven't seen it since 1960, I rented it and wanted to see what my fears were all about.  Well, the special effects in the movie are quite laughable by today's standards (or even 1960's standards), however, I could see why I was scared if I considered those special effects to be state of the art.  Dinosaurs on top of a mountain!  Fights between dinosaurs! Dinosaurs eating people!  People falling off cliffs to their deaths!  A giant volcanic eruption destroying everything!  And Radioactivity!  Fifty years later the film was still fun for me to watch.
July 6, 2009
A great curiosity film from 1935 is The Trans-Atlantic Tunnel...a story about Britain and the US collaborating on a tunnel to be built underneath the Atlantic Ocean connecting the two countries.  Amazingly, the special effects are quite acceptable.  Usually in films like these the story is really dumb.  However, this time it worked.  The movie examined such themes as family obligations vs. work, stock manipulation, greed, and self-sacrifice for the good of society.
July 3, 2009
We watched today what is apparently the last studio musical made by MGM, It's Always Fair Weather, starring Gene Kelly and Cyd Charisse.  Overlooked, because it came in the mid 1950's, the film is as good as any of MGM musicals of the 1940's and early 1950's.  It's kind of like a sequel to On the Town The story is quite interesting; three soldiers return from the was as the absolute best of friends.  They vow to return and meet at a favorite bar in ten years---because they are such good friends, they will have the best reunion.  Well, ten years past, and they do return to the bar to reunite---however, their lives have changed so much that they no longer like each other and want the reunion to end as quickly as possible.  The film is quite amusing and the music is great.   
June 28, 2009
Last Year at Marienbad was a BIG foreign film back in the 1960's.  It was the darling of the critics.  I remember watching it in my Film Appreciation Class and not understanding one thing about it...it didn't make sense at all and I was completed bored by it.  Well, I rented it forty years later and I am much more educated and sophisticated than then...AND I STILL FIND IT TO BE A BIG BORE!  It is overly pretentious and I still didn't understand it. However, this is a great movie to back up the argument that films should be dubbed rather than subtitled.    The film was extensively narrated which meant that every scene had writing you had to busily read...however, on screen, as much as I could see, there were interesting visuals which the director was apparently using to set up the tone and meaning of the movie---however, I was busy READING instead of WATCHING!
June 23, 2009
Lifeboat is one of Alfred Hitchcock's best films.   It's a little bit outside his genre---no mystery to be solved, the movie is all about a group of shipwreck passengers who have to share a lifeboat.  The entire 1944 movie is filmed on the boat ...there are no other scenes anywhere else.  As claustrophobic as that might sound, the movie works quite well with the dialogue and intrigue going on in the boat.  Tullulah Bankhead is perfect in the roll of a well-off mink-coat-wearing journalist.   There are only nine players in the whole film.  Not only is the film great, the movie is an absolute success as an experiment in doing a 96 minute film on only one movie set.
June 19, 2009
The Proposal is a real sweet romantic comedy.  Sandra Bullock is great as the cold as ice boss who has everyone in the office scared.  Ryan Reynolds is her assistant trying to make the grade by doing everything she asks for as perfectly as he can.  But, boom, she going to be deported back to Canada.  She decided to enter a marriage of convenience with her assistant to avoid being deported.  The rest of the movie is all about the incompatibility of this arrangement.  It's quite funny...and yes, we all know how's it going to end!
June 13, 2009
A couple of days ago we watched Tobacco Road.  Today we watched another film adaptation of the writer of the book of that movie...Erskine Caldwell.  The film was God's Little Acre.  A much better adaptation that Tobacco Road, this film was far more entertaining.  Once again, the story was concerned about poor indigent southern cropsharers.  The film depicted the fatherly head of the family as he tries to hold his family together.  Filled with its bits of wisdom and the warmth of the main characters the film succeeded.  However, the film did have it's very dark moments.
June 12, 2009
I actually went today to see a movie at the nearby movie art house!  It was Moon, directed by Duncan Jones (son of David Bowie).  It's the story of an astronaut living on the moon at a mining base.  I can't really tell the plot because it gives away the story too much.  It was an interesting film, but, to me, like all art films, the movie left a lot to be desired.  Why do non-mainstream films always feel they do not have to develop major parts of the story and characters?  I guess it is because they feel that we must figure those things out ourselves.  I'm sorry, but I want these things spelled out to me!
June 11, 2009
Tobacco Road was for many, many years the longest running play on Broadway.  It dealt with poor sharecroppers of the south and their lives.  The story is quite sad, but at times,  also humorous. The play was a smash.  However, when Hollywood got the rights to the play they changed a lot of it around.  They removed much of the sexuality and much of the pitiful violence.  Because of this, there is a reason why this film, based on such a smash hit, never achieved classic status.  It was a real miss.  It wasn't funny enough to be a comedy and it wasn't pathetic enough to be a tragedy.  Directed by the famous John Ford, this is a movie (it was based on a xxxxx novel) waiting to be remade correctly.
June 7, 2009

After seeing it today, I am amazed that I have never had the pleasure of seeing You Can't Take It With You.  Winner of the Academy Award for Best Picture of 1938, the film is a perfect feel good film, with lots of important life messages.  Directed by Frank Capra, it is all the equal to his other film of American It's a Wonderful Life.  It's the story of a happy (although not rich) family, headed by Lionel Barrymore, who are free-spirits in life.  One of them falls in love with the son of a rich industrialist.  They plan to marry, but the families must meet and come to terms.  Of course, they life styles clash and eventually Lionel Barrymore makes the rich and selfish industrialist see the error of his ways.  Wonderful!

June 6, 2009
The Hangover is one of the funniest pictures I have seen in years.  Clever and well written the picture moves along at a fast quip, never getting slow or boring even for an instant.  The film is all about four guys who go to Las Vegas to have a bachelor party...the next day, suffering from hangovers, they find their room in a shambles, a baby with them, and one of them missing.  They have no memory of what happen.  The rest of the film reveals, as they discover and investigate the situation, what exactly happened.  A great entertainment!
June 5, 2009
Barbra Striesand was already a big star when when she made 1974's For Pete's Sakeso I don't know why she chose to do this film.  A comedy about a young couple who needs money for an investment and a wife who would do almost anything to get it.  It's a silly slapstick film that gets quite ridiculous at moments.  It's amusing to watch up to a point (the last 20 minutes are really unbelievable).  Much of Barbra's character in the film must of been patterned after Lucy Ricardo of I Love Lucy.  It was like watching Barbra becoming Lucille Ball!  Ignoring the last twenty minutes of the movie, I would say the film is 'mildly pleasant.'
June 4, 2009

To me, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian was far better than the first one (which is on my truly abysmal picture list).  The sequel, although not one of those laugh out loud films, provided me with lots of smiles and a few good chuckles.  The story was a little confusing (like that even mattered in this special effects laden film) and it was hard to follow why certain things were happening the way they were.   Written by the two guys who write the TV show Reno:911, the film reflected much of that shows irreverent humor.  And I was quite amazed that the film left out bathroom jokes that seem so mandatory in kid's films today.

June 1, 2009
The Devil and Daniel Webster is a delightful 1941 movie that revels in the old-fashioned values and morals of early America.  The story is the old one about how a man sells his soul to the devil in order to have good luck for several years.  The movie takes this simple premise and tells it using some of the best actors around and presents it with brilliant (and I do mean brilliant) cinematography.  It's the best use of shadows and light that I have ever seen outside of a film noir.  John Huston gives the performance of his life (only his role in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre could be better).  This film has been recently restored to its full running time (it had been cut from its length to minute).
May 31, 2009
Tonight we watched a film that some have relegated to "cult" status--- Lifeforce.  Directed in 1985 by Tobe Hooper (right after he supposedly did Poltergeist), the movie is about a spaceship inhabited by vampire-like humans.  Apparently they come to earth every so often to drink, not our blood, but the lifeforce that is within all of us.  Despite its interesting premise the movie become quite preposterous after about 45 minutes.  Too many puzzles in the movie are solved way to easily and quickly by the heroes of the film.  The best thing about this film is the stylized look of the photography---the story is quite weak.
May 30, 2009

Hallelujah!! Today was a successful day at the movies!  We saw two and both were terrific.

Up is the most enjoyable movie I have seen in years.  It's a funny, thoughtful, sweet movie with lots of good messages thrown in.  Very few films are imaginative as this one.  If a film could be considered "perfect" this would be it.  This is the movie that should win the Oscar as best film...but of course, by nomination time the Academy will have forgotten all about it.

Drag Me to Hell is a campy scary film.  I did jump in my seat a few times. The story is about a young girl who has a gypsy curse put upon her.  The rest of the movie is all about how the curse affects her and her plan to get rid of the curse.  Certainly not a great movie but nevertheless the 90 minutes ride is fun

 

May 27, 2009
 Dance Flick is one of those movies where the trailer has shown all the funny moments.  Not only is the movie quite unfunny, it is stupid and it is short.  The movie, according to my watch only ran  about 63 minutes plus about eight minutes of credits.  When a picture is that short, the customer should get his money back---one expects at least 90 minutes for an eight dollar ticket.  This is a truly abysmal picture!
May 25, 2009
Supposedly one of Bob Hope's better efforts, 1940's The Ghost Breakers, left me wanting a little more.  Bob Hope can be quite funny, however, this comedy of a man running from gangsters and who winds up helping a lady who has inherited a spooky mansion was not THAT funny.  Amusing in places the picture lacked those laugh out loud moments.
May 24, 2009
Terminator: Salvation This movie has three parts:  (1)Skynet is at war with Humans...(2)Lots of explosions...(3)Skynet is still at war with humans.
May 16, 2009

Double feature today...and quite opposites in film genre.

The first film we watched was 1935's Crime and Punishment starring Peter Lorre.  Based on the famous Russian novel, the movie is a very philosophical story about a promising young writing student (his expertise is in crime) who commits a murder.  At first he's OK with it...he feels he has gotten rid of one of society's problems and at the same time helping some good people out.  However, it soon weighs heavy on him as the local police detective hunts him down.  I don't know how accurate it was to the famous book, but the film was enjoyable as it was.

The second feature we watched was Doris Day's 1966 film The Girl in the Glass Bottom Boat.  The film was rather silly but still fun to watch.  The movie is about mistaken identity at a NASA space center.  Apparently they think Doris Day, although she is just an assistant to an executive, is really a spy.  The title (the girl in the glass bottom boat) was arrived from a really short intro to the movie (she plays a mermaid on Catalina Island) that has absolutely nothing else to do with the movie.  It's always interesting to see these comedies from the fifties or sixties where women in the workplace were eyed as toys for the top executives.  And it's also nice to see how great men and women used to dress  Men always wore ties and women always wore dresses.  The main crime this movie committed was that it was 1 hour and 50 minutes long.  Doris Day films should never be longer that 90 minutes.

May 13, 2009
Lost had its season finale tonight and once again it did not disappoint.  It is amazing how this show keeps its writing top-notch.  "what the heck is going on?" is the phrase I always say after every other commercial.  Although, tonight, as the show approaches its last season, some things are becoming a little more clear.  Religious aspects are beginning to pop up.  Is Jacob God?  Or is he more of a Jesus figure?  And John, or at least the alive John, is he the devil (he sure looked like the devil when Jacob was burning in the fire.)  When Ben, by his own free will, killed Jacob, was that like an allegory that mankind today has killed God.  Has the devil succeeded in his quest to get rid of God?  Now we will have to wait until next January to find out more!
May 8, 2009

Ugh!  Star Trek has already become the biggest disappointing summer film for me.  The casting was terrible.  Captain Kirk was never annoying as an adult.  Why did they have him as a cocky, know-it-all, obnoxious young man.   It was as if adult Kirk and young Kirk were two different people.  Young Kirk did not have any of the mannerisms of the man he grew up into.  And what was up with young Mr. Spock...he looked so silly in that make-up---totally unbelievable.  And why did the producers decide to have Leonard Nemoy in this movie---he brought the whole thing down with his horrible stilted acting and his mumbling of his lines. And then there was the story!  I was confused with most of the story anyway, and then they introduce the aspect of time-travel.  Time travel is confusing as it is and they really treated that whole concept too casually.  When this movie ended I decided that I really didn't like it very much.  But, now, as I think about it more and more, I discovered that I really HATED it.  Star Trek has a great legacy and this movie, in it's attempt to create the story of the beginning of Kirk and Spock, has ruined much of the mystique for me.  This is not what I wanted the story of the beginning of Star Trek to be.

May 3, 2009

The Little Fugitive is a classic little gem of a movie.  Made for $30,000 in 1953 as an independent film, the movie stars non-professional players in a story about a little boy who mistakenly thinks he killed his brother and runs away to spend the day at Coney Island.  Usually, I hate independent films (I find them a little pretentious) however, this film worked for me.  What carries the film is the innocent acting that takes place and the excellent casting of characters.  Even thought the film has a documentary feel to it, it still comes across as a narrative story.  This certainly is not your typical movie!

Earlier in the day we went to see Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.   I went into this movie having very low expectations.  I was hoping that having low expectations and not expecting anything hilarious would make me like something about it.  I was wrong.  The movie was rather unfunny even though everyone tried really hard.  The main problem with the movie was that there was too much talking.  Everyone talked, talked, talked.  There was never really anything going on visually that was interesting.  There were only two scenes where the film became animated (a wedding cake scene and a race through the forest).   The glossy production values of this film, saved it from going on my Truly Abysmal Pictures list!

May 1, 2009

I was kind of excited to see Wolverine.  The movie started out quite exciting and had stunning visuals.  However, about a 45 minutes into the film, I realized that there wasn't much of a story.  The whole entire movie is about Wolverine on the run.  There is really nothing else to the story.  Thus, the movie got to be a little boring since the explosions, deaths, and chase scenes got a little repetitious after a while.  I can see why some would like this movie due to the visuals.  However, I wanted something more.

Since it was "Saturday and Let's Watch an Old Movie Day." we chose I Was a Male War Bride starring Cary Grant.  Directed by the very talented Howard Hawks, I was expecting a lot.  Cary Grant can be quite funny...however, this time he was burdened with an unfunny script.  Although the movie was amusing, it was never out-right funny.  And, it was a little bit too long.  It's a story about a love-hate romance between Grant and Ann Sheridan (who reminded me so much of Lucille Ball in this film) that culminates in them getting married and going through the red tape of coming back to America.  In a little bit of odd casting, Grant plays a French Officer (and he didn't even attempt a French accent in this film!)

 

April 30, 2009
Thank goodness Michael is back at his old office.  That whole story of Michael starting his own company just wasn't believable.  To me it was very "badly-written sit-com."  The best part of The Office is the interaction of Michael among ALL the employees...not just between Michael and his two employees.
 
April 23, 2009
I watched The Green Pastures today.  It is a 1935 movie based on a hit broadway play about the retelling of the Bible in the vernacular of the stereotypical 1920/30's  southern Negro.  Although the portrayals of the Black people in the film (there are no white performers) are not accurate of them, it is a sweet loving film which can be relished by everyone.  It made me laugh a few times with a lot of smiles in between.   Because it is dealing with religion, the film has a lot of good things to say to all of us..  "God" is portrayed by Rex Ingram who gives a magnificent performance.  There are still probably many people who would consider this film racist.  I look forward to the day when that is behind us, and we can watch a film like this and appreciate all the good that is in it without being clouded with political correctness breathing down our backs.
April 18, 2009
Once again, I felt embarrassed on the ticket winder when I had to buy the tickets.  Yes...I said "2 senior tickets, please, for 17 Again."   It sounds like a film for tweens, which it partially is. However, the story line sounded sweet and we decided to see it.  In actuality, after you remove the fluff, the story is rather serious.  It concerns a man whose marriage is breaking up because he has wasted his life on regrets.  Magically (don't ask how!) he becomes 17 again (in present day) and has to go back to high school.  This experience, of course, leads to predicaments where he learns the errors of his ways.  This is a great movie for tweens because it does deal with making bad decisions when you are young.  Young people, if they are ready to listen to the message can learn alot about making the right choices.  Overall, a fun movie and an entertaining way to spend part of an afternoon.
April 14, 2009

The Prince and the Pauper is a 1937 film based on Mark Twain's classic novel of two boys (one is about to become the King of England and the other is a poor street urchin) who look alike.  They decide to change places one day to see what each other's life is like.  However, no one in authority realizes they did this, and no matter how they tell them they have switched no one believes them (until the end, of course!)  Errol Flynn has a supporting role in the movie.   The film was OK...it sort of moves along at a leisurely pace.  Apparently, one of the big selling points back when this film was released was the very detailed reenactment of the coronation of an English King that takes place near the end of the film. 

April 10, 2009
Today we saw the strangest movie---Observe and Report.  It's a film about a mall security officer who is a bit bi-polar and has aspirations of becoming a law-enforcement officer.  It's strange because it was a film that literally went back and forth from comedy to serious tragedy.  One minute you like the main character and then suddenly you are disliking him immensely.  One minute the film is hilarious and then the next it gets very serious.  The film seemed almost like a student film in the style it was photographed---it wasn't slick and at times the cutting seemed awkward.  Overall, I recommend this film because of its quirkiness!
April 9, 2009

There were two episodes of The Office on tonight.   The first one was mildly funny.  What was really funny was how the office people started to kiss-up to the boss on how they loved soccer after they found out he was an ex-soccer player.  They all acted like they really liked soccer (does anyone in the U.S. really like soccer?). Gee, I wonder if that could happen in real life when the staff discovers the top guy likes soccer?

The second episode began to annoy me.  Enough with the jokes about how small the new office is.  And wonderful Pam would never really join MIchael in his new endeavor like that...she was always one of the more smart ones at his office.  I am almost afraid to say that the show has "jumped the shark."  The show is basically suffering from the syndrome that always happens when the head creator/writer starts another project.  He's distracted and does not pay enough attention to his main show.  He lets new people oversee it.

The show that's distracting him is Parks and Recreation---a very non-funny show starring Amy Pohler.  It's done in the style of The Office and most of the time it just seemed like a poor clone of The Office.  We turned it off after 15 minutes.

 

April 4, 2009

Film Noir is back at the Egyptian Theater.  Tonight we saw two extremely rare films.  The first one was 1947's Roses are Red.  A short (67 minute) murder story about a crook and a D.A. who look exactly alike.  A scheme is thought-up by the bad guys where they are going to knock off the D.A. and replace him with the crook.  The movie (helped by its short length) was quite entertaining.

The second film, 1946's Smooth as Silk, concerns a bitch and conniving woman who cozy ups to three different men at the same time in order to get ahead in her acting career.  Each man doesn't know what she's up to (she's good!).  Nevertheless, a murder eventually takes place and one of the men has a plan to reign her in.  Once again, as in the previous film, the movie's short length (64 minutes) kept the interest up until the end.  (this is one of those wonderful movies which when the story's climax is reached, it ends within 10 seconds---no epilogue!)

April 3, 2009
Adventureland is NOT a teen movie.  Although sold as a teen movie in the previews, the film is a rather serious movie about teen angst!  There are very few funny moments in it.  Only Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig have funny parts.  Every other character has very unfunny and serious problems.  The movie takes place in the 1980's and everyone except Ryan Reynolds is dressed in period.  He looks like he's a visitor from the future with his attire.  He doesn't even have a mullet!  And for being a maintenance man at an amusement park, he stays mighty clean!  As I sat watching this film, I kept waiting for the funny stuff to start---it never did.  All the characters (except Hader and Wiig) are very unlikable.  Although done technically well, I hated this movie and how the movie studio tricked us in seeing it by selling it as something it wasn't!
April 2, 2009
I watched a very rare and bizarre movie today...Gabriel Over the White House.  Release in 1933, the film deals with a newly elected president.  His problems are bank closures, unemployment, and people not being able to meet their mortgages (sounds familiar?).  Well, his solution is to take matters into his own hands by transforming the country into a society that HE thinks it should be (sounds familiar?).  The country transgresses into a fascist state with him dissolving congress.  There is a scene where he decides to clear up the gangster problem...he invites the gangsters to the White House and tells them he's tired of them avoiding jail because of their payoffs to elected officials.  What does he do?...he tells the military to talk them outside where he has them executed on the spot!  I know that we would all like to do this sometimes, but...what an abuse of power!  The movie is kind of scary!
March 28, 2009
To me, Aliens Vs. Monsters is one of the most enjoyable films of the year.  It's a delightful spoof on all the old movies that involved earth being invaded by aliens and/or monsters.  All throughout the movie, references are made to these films---they fly by fast and most of the time they will go unnoticed.  The heroic monsters in this film, that are supposed to save the earth are all based on famous film monsters (the Fly, the Blob, etc.).  We saw it in Dolby 3-D which is a new process I have not experienced before---I thought it was much, much better than the Real 3D process that previous films have been released in.   My only beef with this film is the use of famous people for voices.  It's hard to disassociate the cartoon character from the actor who's reading the lines.  Anyway, I felt that some of these monsters should of had voices that were a little more monster-like.  The Missing Link should not sound like a very human Will Arnett.
March 27, 2009
The Letter  (1940) stars Bette Davis in a very Bette Davis-type role.  She plays a woman who kills a man in seemingly self-defense because he was about to rape her (of course, that term is not used in the film).  She seems innocent until a letter she has written shows up.  The rest of the film is concerned about how she deals with this unexpectant letter.  The film is not too exciting---it was based on a play by Somerset Maugham, who is not exactly famous for exciting stories.  Because of the Hays Office, the ending in the movie is different from the play
March 26, 2009
Has The Office jumped the shark?  I hope not.  This is the second time in three episodes that I was bored.  Matter of fact, after watching about 15 minutes of the show, I turned it off!!  The story was kind of unbelievable (Michael wants to start his own paper company).  Even though he is a little dense, I didn't buy the premise.
March 22, 2009
I went into Knowing without really knowing what the film was about.  I saw the previews showing scenes of devastating destruction and I was intrigued to see it.  Nicolas Cage, who stars in the film, has a terrible track record when choosing films to star in.  I was quite prepared to see a real bomb.  Perhaps, it was the expectation of seeing an awful film, that helped me to enjoy it quite a bit.  Being a scientist by hobby, I figured out quite early what was going to happen by the clues they set down so it wasn't a complete surprise.  The special effects in this film were outstanding---the people in Hollywood continue to make them better and better---almost 99% real looking!  I have to hand it to Nick Cage for starring, this time, in an exciting yarn!
March 21, 2009
I Love You, Man is a really funny film.  Paul Rudd (I always find him funny) plays a man who is about to get married, but because he doesn't have any male friends, he can't name a best man.  His fiance decides that he should make an effort to have some male friends by going out on man-dates.  The rest of the movie is about how he finally finds a friend and how close he becomes to him.  Very, very funny! 
March 19, 2009
Independent films are popular today, but there weren't too many back in the 1940's. After the previously mentioned film, The Southerner, I saw another independent film from the 1940's today, called Along Cames Jones.  Starring Gary Cooper in a comedic role, the 1945 film is about a meek cowboy who is mistaken for a ruthless outlaw.  People in town are afraid of him and it seems that whatever he wants, he gets.   I very seldom give up on films, however, after about 40 minutes I stopped watching (something I really hate doing).  It just wasn't funny and I understand why it was not done by any of the major studios.  It was written by Nunnerly Johnson who has quite a good track record (How To Marry a Millionaire).  However, the whole film just didn't gel.
March 16, 2009
Speaking of art films, I think I watched an art film from the 1940's today. (I didn't know they had arty films then!).  It was called The Southerner, a 1945 film directed by the famous French director, Jean Renoir.  It was done in English and starred Zachary Scott.  It was about a cotton picker in the South who attempts to be a sharecropper.  We see him go through the many typical situations and crisises that you would expect....rain destroying the crops, running out of food, etc.  He has a dedicated wife, two small children, and a crotchety old mother (who must have been the model for Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies!).  I've read that this film was a critical success, winning the Venice Film Festival award.  However, I found it a little pretentious.  The acting especially by Beulah Bond was rather bad.  The other actors all seemed like they were reading their lines.  This was a film where I wanted to feel realism but I did not.  Overall, I found the picture rather dull and boring.  I do not recommend this movie.
March 15, 2009
We saw Sunshine Cleaning today.  It's a rather fun movie about two women who decide to make some more money by starting a business where they do the clean-up work at crime scenes.  They must clean the blood and remove bodily parts.  It was quite funny in parts and very touching in other parts.  I did enjoy it....but here is my rant.........This was an independent movie.  I am now understanding the difference between independent movies and movies released by major studios...and I now know why I like major studio releases more that these independent releases.  These small art films have lots of loose ends...characters are who they are without explanation and story lines are left un-resolved.  Those who frequent art films will say that it's up to the viewer to figure it all out.   WELL, I DON'T WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT!  I want the movie maker to tell me why people are the way they are and I want the movie maker to clear up loose ends!
March 14, 2009
Ahhhhh....a wonderful old-fashioned action/romance movie is exactly what 1936's The Charge of the LIght Brigade was.  The first 45 minutes goes slow with the buildup of the military situation back in the 1800's and lays the foundation for the love story.   Then, after all that, the action takes over, and one can witness Errol Flynn (in all of his handsome glory) being heroic.  Olivia de Havilland is beautiful as the love interest and underplays her part.  However, the only two thing accurate about the history of the film, is the massacre of civilians at a fort and the charge at the end.  Otherwise, the entire back story is made up---the studio took extreme liberties with the actual events.   Nevertheless, if the final result is entertainment, the film succeeded at that level.
March 12, 2009
The episode of The Office tonight was the most disappointing episode of that series.  Being one of my favorite shows, I hope this episode does not portend future episodes written this poorly.  I always feel uncomfortable watching the show because of Michael's antics---but it's always fun and eventually there's a good feeling at the end of the show.  Tonight's show missed the mark with Michael---although he is a self-centered character, he eventually reveals his good side.  This episode portrayed him as a evil self-centered person with a real mean streak.  Matter of fact---it was more than disliking this episode---I hated it!
March 11, 2009
I was really looking forward to watching Anatomy of a Murder.  A big and famous film of 1959 which somehow I had never seen.  Starring Jimmy Stewart, Ben Gazzara, and iiiiiiiii, it is the story of a military soldier accused of murder.  It involves a rape, which in the 1950's was rather daring for a film.  The movie is long, and very exciting after the first hour when they get to the courtroom antics.  SPOILER ALERT---Dont read any further if you don't want to hear anything about the last 30 minutes of the film!!!!!)  The movie builds toward a climax and one expects the usual courtroom dramatics when the truth is revealed.  But the truth is never revealed!  It was a great disappointment after sitting thru that film.  Many have said that the film does represent the ambiguity that lawyers face defending their clients.  They also never really know the truth, but must defend them anyway.  Looking at the film with that premise makes the film more acceptable, however, being old-fashioned and a lover of old movies, I was greatly disappointed!
March 7, 2009
Watchmen is a visually stunning and engrossing movie.  Although it is about 2 1/2 hours long, it doesn't feel that long.  It takes place in a parallel universe to the present day United States (we won the Vietnam War, Nixon is elected to five terms as president, etc.) where humans take on Superhero roles to protect society.  They do a good job until they are banned by the US government and they go undercover and/or into hiding.  What I sort of liked about this movie was that there were no major stars in the film.  Thus, when I was watching the film, I was not distracted by their star power or fame---the characters were far more real.  I look forward to the sequel (I am sure there will be one!)
March 1, 2009

On the Riviera (1951) is a frothy bedroom type farce starring Danny Kaye.  He plays an impersonator in a Parisian nightclub.  Fortunately, or unfortunately, he looks a lot like a famous and rich playboy aviator.  Well, he winds up having to pose as the aviator and the expected complications arise between various wives and girlfriends.  The movie is very light entertainment.  It's enjoyable to see the 1950's perception of Paris and beautiful women.  One thing I noted...beautiful women in pictures like this one, were, even though they were in the young twenties, were mature.  They didn't look like the beautiful women that they cast in movies today---where they are look child-like and immature.  Danny Kaye was one of the best entertainers that ever graced the screen.  He could dance, sing, be funny, and be totally loveable.  The movie is the perfect legnth---90 minutes---not one minute too long or one minute too short.  It's too bad that this film wasn't filmed in Cinemascope---it was the perfect picture for the wide screen of the 1950's.

 

Feb. 22, 2009
Joan Crawford made a comeback in the 1950's starring in Sudden Fear, a film noir that had quite a few exciting moments.  Like many film noirs, the film starts off a little slow but picks up halfway thru the film when the plot thickens.  Basically, it is about a wealthy socialite that has found enormous success in writing plays.  A young actor (Jack Palance in his debut in a starring role) begins to woo her and eventually marries her.  But not all is what it seems.  Is he trying to murder her (well, it is Jack Palance!) for her money??? In the category of Film Noirs this film should be in the "A" level.
Feb. 21, 2009
Saturday Night Live is getting to be very unfunny again.  They seemed to be on a role at the beginning of the season.  What is their problem...do the writers just get lazy and phone it in?  Their political humor is extremely one-sided these days and it shows each week.  Our new president has had quite a few gaffes so far and is, of course, good fodder for satire.  However, they don't have one joke about him.  I hope it's just because they feel they should leave him alone for a month or so. 
Feb. 16, 2009
Coraline was a big disappointment.  This film has been getting rave reviews but I don't know why.  I think reviewers fell in love with it because it was different and "edgy."  I found the film to be a little boring (especially the whole last three-quarters of the film).  It was fun during the first quarter of the film---the visuals were quite imaginative and the 3-D was top notch.  And, once again, I got annoyed by the filmmakers using famous stars for the voices...somehow they just don't seem right for the characters.  I miss the real good voice actors that create a voice especially for the character.
Feb. 15, 2009
Today we went to see Confessions of a Shopaholic.  This is one of those movies that looked cuter and funnier in the previews than it actually was.  It was mildly diverting and it brought a few smiles to my face but it certainly wasn't good enough to recommend somebody spending $8 on.  The movie obviously had a lesson in it for us but it wasn't spelled out very well.  The people who need the lesson the most probably didn't learn anything from the film.
Feb. 10, 2009
All the Kings Men is a 1949 film that is based on a character very much like Huey Long of Louisiana (just like Citizen Kane was about a character like William Randolph Hearst).  Because I knew little about Huey Long, the film really got my interest---he was a man who started out honest and sincere about doing things for his poor state of Louisiana but eventually getting so powerful and becoming so corrupt that he became a danger to the country.  The picture was the Oscar for best film of 1949 but I think it was given the award because Hollywood wanted to salute a film that brought attention to the public of this dangerous man.  The picture was good but not THAT good!
Feb. 9, 2009
He's Just Not That Into You is a great movie (not in the since of "Ben-Hur great" but only in the sense that it was fun to see!)  A movie about relationships and the games people play, the movie should be seen by all young people entering the dating part of their lives.  The message is quite clear---"stop playing games."  Although both males and females can learn some lessons here, the movie is a little skewed towards female games and many of the delusions they create in order not to feel rejected.    The film covers several relationships, and the problems each has.   Even though the film runs over 2 hours, I was never bored for one instant.
Feb. 7, 2009

The Sign of the Cross is a 1932 Cecil B. DeMille epic about Nero and the persecution of Christians in ancient Rome.  The picture is a little dated with the acting, dialogue, and costumes, however, if one accepts that this was a legitimate and well-received movie in the 1930's then one can really enjoy it and get involved with the political intrigue and debauchery that takes place on the screen.  Charles Laughten is absolutely great as Nero---he looked as if he really had fun with the part.  The movie was made before the Hays Office was instituted...thus, the movie was rather sexy and violent for its time.  There is a orgy scene (mild by today's standards but it must have been quite shocking back then).  Similarly, the violence was quite graphic for the 1930's---Christians being eaten by lions and crocodiles and slaughtered for the entertainment of Rome.  There is one scene of a child holding her mother, dead in her arms, with an arrow through the mother's neck---that would disturb any child seeing that!

Since this movie is about the rounding up of "undesirable" Christians by Rome and the government approved slaughter of them, I wonder if this was filmed by Cecil B. DeMille in 1932 in response to what he saw what was going on in Europe with Hitler and the Jews.   In that respect and angle, this was quite a powerful movie for 1932. 

 

Feb. 3, 2009
Ahhh...another revenge movie (hooray!)  Taken is all about a man (an ex-spy) who tracks down his daughters abductors in Paris.  She has been kidnapped for the sex-slave trade.  Well, those baddies are in big trouble.  Liam Nelson has four days to find her (he is told that once a girl is kidnapped there is only a window of four days before she totally disappears into the trade).  The film is a little politically incorrect (which is fine by me) by portraying the bad guys as Albanians (perhaps that is based on what goes on).  As he tracks down his daughter he never hesitates to shoot these people dead or torture them.  And, of course, one doesn't feel sorry for the victims because they are truly evil in what they do to young girls.  The film is a little preposterous at times, however, the ride to the conclusion is mighty exciting.
Jan 31, 2009
I cannot believe how UNFUNNY Steve Martin  has become.  I noticed this trend several years ago when he stopped making his quirky movies and started doing mainstream family films.  He was on Saturday Night Live tonight and the entire show did not have one sketch that was funny...one or two were mildly amusing.   I put part of the blame for these non-funny sketches, because the show once said that they get lots of feedback from the night's host as they prepare the show during the week.  Apparently the guest host can pick the sketches he wants.  Well, Steve Martin really brought the show down this week.  I don't think I will see his new film.
Jan. 23, 2009
My daughter highly recommended that I watch Requiem for a Dream with her,  a movie she admires and was planning on watching again.  I had heard it was very depressing and I avoided watching it until tonight.  I discovered it is very depressing...it's a story of two generations who get pulled into the abyss of drug abuse.  It is an early film of Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler),  One of the characters in the film, the mother, played by Ellen Burstyn, gets sucked into the world of speed, because he doctor proscribes them to help her lose weight.  Her son, gets sucked into the world of herion, because he wants to make money.  Both of them spiral downward in a remarkable film that shows the horrors of addiction.  Anyone who wants to end the war on drugs should watch this film to see what would happen to dumb and ignorant people. 
Jan. 22, 2009
The Office is getting back on track.  After a few episodes this season which began to worry me that their writers were slacking off, tonight's episode once again showed how clever they could be.  One of the subplots of tonight's episode was about whether Hillary Swank was hot or not.  It showed the office employees making a big thing out of it, including having a in-office conference (while the boss is away) where they seriously debate it and have a vote on it  (there was a tie) (I vote that Swank is not hot at all!).  Very entertaining!
Jan 21, 2009

Ahhhhh.....three hours of Lost!  The first hour was sort of a recap of the series, with two producers explaining a little too much.  I don't know why they choose these two guys, they really weren't that good.  They tried to make little jokes between them which weren't too funny and didn't really seem very professional. 

The two hour premiere was top-notch.  Much was revealed about what is going on with that craaaaaazy island.  I always suspected time-travel had to do with something and I was right!  The island travels thru time---that's too wild!  There still are a lot of other unanswered questions to be examined---the four-toed monument, why people get healed on the island, and of course, the black smoke!  A remarkable show!

Jan. 14, 2009
When I was about 11 years old, I watched 1935's A Midsummer Night's Dream on TV.  I didn't know what the heck it was about, but I watched it because of the visuals I saw...there's Puck with horns on his head, James Cagney with a horse's head on his body, fairies flying thru the air, goblins, and a scary Oberon, King of the fairies.  I watched it for the second time in my life today, and not only is it a treat for the eyes, I finally understood the story!  It's an extremely well produced version of the Shakespeare play.  It's totally enjoyable.  So many times a Shakespeare play (even his comedies) are taken way to seriously by the people who produce them.  Warner Bros., in producing this film, understood that it was attempting to play it to the masses.  It put some great stars in it (Dick Powell, James Cagney, Joe E. Brown, Mickey Rooney, and, in her first role, Olivia de Havilland).  The dialogue is Shakespeare's but it is spoken so expressively with meaning, that one can readily follow the story.  The film also uses Mendelssohn's music which is perfect for this play.  When I rented this film, I was not expecting to be so entertained!
Jan. 5, 2009
I haven't seen many movies, either old or new, for awhile, because we went away for New Year's week at a rental house by the beach and...OMG...I watched the entire first season of Gossip Girl.  Once I was embarrassed to say I watched this show since it is so blatantly a "teen show."  However, after watching all of the first season episodes I must reveal that I am no longer embarrassed.  Why?  Well, how can one be embarrassed if one is watching a well-written drama (albeit a little on the soap opera side).  The show works for me because the writers are following the fundamentals of good screen-writing...the characters stay true to their nature while experiencing various traumatic events.  I think it also works because the high school students of this show are all over twenty years (that worked in Grease also)...real teenage actors are usually pretty bad.  There's also enough parental angst so us older viewers can identify with their problems.